Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	First Look at What It's Like to Only Own 4% of Your Period
8	8 Vote	Jacked Russian Strongman Literally Rolls Up a Prostitute
8	8 Vote	17 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Is Overrated
8	8 Vote	4 Insane Ways Music Can Mess With Polar Bears
8	8 Vote	This Hero Dog Saved a Billion Children?
8	8 Vote	Kids Are an Abomination
8	8 Vote	Batman's Next Game Won't Revolve Around Killing?
8	8 Vote	Ten Bizarre Tales of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
8	8 Vote	Fact Check: Will Romney Send Big Bird to the Beach
8	8 Vote	This Famous Actress Doesn't HAVE to Do Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)
8	8 Vote	New Nail Salon for Men Who Stare at Women in Combat
8	8 Vote	An Accident Left This Kitten With Two Balls in One Image
8	8 Vote	Wisconsin Lawmaker Wants to Talk About Pubes
8	8 Vote	Wolverine Is Not a Kimono
8	8 Vote	How Sugar Makes Your Xmas Gifts Look Like Female Genitalia
8	8 Vote	I May Have Been Discovered in Space
8	8 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work — Literally
8	8 Vote	Sniffing Fruit Can Help You Survive Almost Any Disaster
8	8 Vote	Scientists Say Cheese
8	8 Vote	The Elections as Understood by a Douche
8	8 Vote	Did Fox News Lose All Its Credibility in 93 Seconds?
8	8 Vote	These iPhone Headphone Tricks Will Make You Question Your Sanity
8	8 Vote	Little Girls Are Influenced by J.R.R. Tolkien
8	8 Vote	Apple in Talks to Buy a Democracy?
8	8 Vote	Australia Is an Ecosystem
8	8 Vote	We're Obsessed With Pizza Hut
8	8 Vote	What Are You Actually?
8	8 Vote	Live Streaming Video of a Man Trapped in a Morgue After Being Denied Abortion
8	8 Vote	Student Debt Is More Fiscally Conservative Than Reagan
8	8 Vote	17 Things That Suck About Being Funny
8	8 Vote	This 5 Year Old Makes His Plea for Cupcakes: Linda, Honey, Listen
8	8 Vote	Don't Let This Soft-Spoken Cowboy Fool You–His Story Is So Full of Awkward Moments, but There's Nothing Quite Like Getting an STD
8	8 Vote	All the Ways to Get Drunk
8	8 Vote	Pitcher Intentionally Hits the Tooth Fairy
8	8 Vote	New Selfie Reveals All Her Friends Getting Engaged
8	8 Vote	43 Pets Who Double as Household Appliances
8	8 Vote	Why Not Everything Should Be Okay
8	8 Vote	12 Questions Raised by 2 Lesbians in Iowa
8	8 Vote	Whitney Houston Dies at 176
8	8 Vote	20 Things No One Saw