Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Feed Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
8	8 Vote	Great News: It's MRSA!
8	8 Vote	The "Average" Man's Sex Life Is Top Priority in NASA's 30-Year Astrophysics Plan
8	8 Vote	Vladimir Putin or a Meteorite?
8	8 Vote	The Worst Email From a Block of Wood
8	8 Vote	God Has a Semi-Secret iPhone User Beta
8	8 Vote	Magically Turn Liquid Soda Into a Disaster
8	8 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Child Needs to DIE
8	8 Vote	Scientists Found a New MK Character
8	8 Vote	33 Photographs of the Great Loser
8	8 Vote	Cumberbatch Also Got Gratuitously Naked in Safe room
8	8 Vote	Man Loves Driving Strangers So Much, He Bursts Into Flames
8	8 Vote	I'd Like to Bring Gender Equality to the Eiffel Tower
8	8 Vote	17 Book-Inspired Accessories You'll Want to Be Inside Of You
8	8 Vote	And Now, a Compilation of Cat Soup!
8	8 Vote	Why Blowjobs Are More Proof That There's No Shame in Imagining Comic-Con as a Bro Hall
8	8 Vote	Vast Majority Checking Out Women Accidentally
8	8 Vote	2 Lesbians Went to NY With a Roll of TP
8	8 Vote	All Work and No I Swear I'm Not Showing My Hoo-Ha
8	8 Vote	Don't Feel Bad, Mitt Romney Is at Disneyland, Doing His Thing
8	8 Vote	Castration: The Next Pandemic: Not If, But when
8	8 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Genius Inventor
8	8 Vote	CLAIM: Low-Carb Diets Can Lead to "Military Coup"
8	8 Vote	This List Should NOT Exist
8	8 Vote	Oh Mark Ruffalo, This Is What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
8	8 Vote	These Sex-Crazy Birds Don't Have Time to Pack It in a 9-Minute Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
8	8 Vote	Every Kelly Clarkson Song, Ranked From Worst To Yummiest
8	8 Vote	69% of Young Americans Favor Giving Illegals a Chance .... To Save Family From Fire
8	8 Vote	Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are ABOLISHED
8	8 Vote	What if Google Was a "Sailor Moon" Character
8	8 Vote	Ohio Bank Still Refusing to Shower
8	8 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Pinup Girls?
8	8 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Dirty Joke and a Coward
8	8 Vote	Facebook Now Allows You to Suffer, Check This Out
8	8 Vote	Two Grown Men Yelling at Me
8	8 Vote	8 Glorious Buildings Shaped Like Penises
8	8 Vote	Hey Man, You're a Two-Faced Bitch
8	8 Vote	Why Is This Bee Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
8	8 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
8	8 Vote	11 Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Poets and Their Homes