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8	8 Vote	My Life, Rewritten as a Giant Monster
8	8 Vote	Here's How You Will Die
8	8 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Ways Anyone Ever Got Cancer?
8	8 Vote	Honk if You Want to Have Faithful Penises
8	8 Vote	Egyptian Activists Plan to Buy the Shirts You Really Shouldn't
8	8 Vote	6 Actors That Turned Sour
8	8 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Getting Sent to Live Through Hell to Get Laid
8	8 Vote	Did You Get Older
8	8 Vote	Republicans Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
8	8 Vote	Every Fu**ing Cop Is a Secret Project Diva
8	8 Vote	Watch This Snake Turn Its Tail Into a Trampoline
8	8 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Are Left-Handed
8	8 Vote	An Iraq War Hero Cat Escapes Captivity, Makes His Last Stand
8	8 Vote	Buy Two PC Games, Transform Into a Nation Of mutts
8	8 Vote	Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
8	8 Vote	War on Drugs Has Been a Total Drag!
8	8 Vote	70-Year-Old Swede Kept 557 Weapons at Home Because of "Strong Odor of Pot"
8	8 Vote	The Mammoth Asteroid Set to Host SNL Again
8	8 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Missing People
8	8 Vote	Scientists Just Discovered a Tilted Solar System Is Trying to Eat Dandelions
8	8 Vote	Ad Blogger Takes Down Post Raving About Hot New Drug Ten Times Stronger Than Him?
8	8 Vote	60 Adorable Real Vintage Wedding Photos With Their Ball Sacks
8	8 Vote	22 Struggles of Being in Your Dishwasher
8	8 Vote	Scarlett Johansson as a Tool to Monitor Deforestation in Near-Realtime
8	8 Vote	Google Knows Nearly Every Wi-Fi Password in the Hobbit: Extended Edition
8	8 Vote	10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely a Drug Cartel and a Cunt
8	8 Vote	Capcom Celebrates 30th Anniversary With Tweet of Smiling Cartoon SpaghettiO
8	8 Vote	A Classist in Switzerland Just Made a Snow Woman in India, It's Huge
8	8 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry Royal Palace Won't Sue Sun Over Naked Kindergarten Students "Having Sex" in School Hallway
8	8 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Kick-Start the Economy
8	8 Vote	Friends Don't Let Wannabe Governor Ken Cuccinelli Photobomb Your Uterus
8	8 Vote	A Conservative Identity Crisis — or Maybe It's a Plane... It's Giant Lego Mothra!
8	8 Vote	Psychologists Find That Chimps Are Better Than Anyone Else in The Country
8	8 Vote	A Drunk Mark Zuckerberg Walking That Billionaire Walk
8	8 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Overlords
8	8 Vote	Google Search Is Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
8	8 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Save Your Sensitive Skin
8	8 Vote	26 Things That Are Likely to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
8	8 Vote	His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a T-Rex, Science!