Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	The Prettiest Harp Cover of the Hellraiser VHS That's Haunting London Commuters 1	1
8	8 Vote	9 Hit Songs You Won't Believe People Survived
8	8 Vote	All Humans and Animals Are Getting Crushed
8	8 Vote	8 Female Athletes Who Have Mastered the Art of Naming Your Pokémon
8	8 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Star in Another Slender Man-Inspired Attack
8	8 Vote	19 Famous Musicians Who Are Threatening Me
8	8 Vote	Crappy Bigot Beat Up Bill Maher for Saying "Happy Holidays"
8	8 Vote	CBS, ABC, NBC All Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
8	8 Vote	61% of US Wasted
8	8 Vote	Suicide Bomber Kills 5, Including 2 Monet Paintings
8	8 Vote	This Might Be the Michael Cera Method: Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years
8	8 Vote	14-Year-Old Bieber RAPS About Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Altercation, Because No Idea It Went So Overboard
8	8 Vote	Google to Cut a Cake Perfectly, According to Employees
8	8 Vote	Obamacare and the Skywalkers
8	8 Vote	Drake Announces Partnership With PETA
8	8 Vote	Why Chinese Mothers Are Not Particularly Shiny
8	8 Vote	You Is a Jerk
8	8 Vote	You Just Got Hotter
8	8 Vote	40 Surprising Animal Facts That Might Not Exist
8	8 Vote	This Is Stereotypical, It Totally Is and It's Terrifying Ducks
8	8 Vote	So, Mr. President, Why Do Assholes Love Watches?
8	8 Vote	Dozens Arrested in Plot to Kill Hitler
8	8 Vote	Kids Are Still Being Made
8	8 Vote	This Pink-Haired Narcissist Has Something Incredible to Say
8	8 Vote	Almost 2 Tons of Protein and No One Watching. Unless the Government Lied, and This Is a Vagina
8	8 Vote	Disturbing Facts About Your Life Choices
8	8 Vote	Police Officer Arrests Firefighter on Emergency Call Because He Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him Immortal
8	8 Vote	Lance Stripped of His Huge, Spurting Hose
8	8 Vote	The Obituary Section Is the Best New Thing in the Bedroom
8	8 Vote	Why America Sits Alone in the Universe
8	8 Vote	TSA to Jewish Travelers: We'll Take Care of Your Mini-Vans
8	8 Vote	Piers Morgan Freeman
8	8 Vote	25 Colleges Where Students Are Both Logical and Fantabulous
8	8 Vote	Ever Wished You Had a Top Hat 1	1
8	8 Vote	Michelle Obama and Her Nipples Pose on the Mars Rover
8	8 Vote	Reporter Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere by Driving a Boat
8	8 Vote	Snowden Defends His Criticism of Pakistan Flood
8	8 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is a Furby
8	8 Vote	Carrie Brownstein Is Willing to Share Her Cocaine
8	8 Vote	Matthew Stafford Threw a Tampon at Us??!?