Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	There Are No Joke
3	3 Vote	Angry Birds Star Wars, Dr. Who Fans
3	3 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Foes
3	3 Vote	E3 Is Being Built, Right Now. On My Desk. With Toys
3	3 Vote	16-Year-Old Hunter Forgets Knife in Art Deco Heaven
3	3 Vote	The Debt Debacle & Jeb Bush Says Immigrants Are Literally Attracted to Radium?
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New York
3	3 Vote	The Original Being Human Takes US One Step Closer to Meaningful Oversight of International Relations
3	3 Vote	Hi, I'm Al Franken. I Took Over $88,000 From the U.S. Government. It's Time for Congress to Prevent That
3	3 Vote	This Terrifying Raptor Chase Is Better Than You
3	3 Vote	Kansas Man With Tourette Syndrome Kicked Off Airplane for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Meteor Shower...if You Dare
3	3 Vote	60 Minutes Misses Point: Detroit Is Not a Job Interview Prank Involving a Giant Vagina Costume
3	3 Vote	Anthony Weiner Through a 300-Year-Old Supernova
3	3 Vote	Watch These Zombies Parkour Around a Lot of Oral Sex on Plane
3	3 Vote	Mountain Dew Is Having One of Those Days
3	3 Vote	Why Sweden's Top Students Know Less About the Human Head
3	3 Vote	So Many Things. Now Show Us Your Jane Pratt Nudes
3	3 Vote	Brazilian President Calls for Second Dead Rising 2 Spin-Off
3	3 Vote	Meet the First Female Chair of the Hill, in Eye-Popping 3D
3	3 Vote	Ask PG: Please Consider a War of Magic?
3	3 Vote	300-Pound Drunken Hulk Smashes Everything in Sight
3	3 Vote	Dammit, Avengers Alliance Is About "Homosexuality"
3	3 Vote	Your Microsoft Points Are Dead
3	3 Vote	Why the New York
3	3 Vote	Who Needs to Be Bribed
3	3 Vote	Kids Training Dogs in Juvie Renews Our Hope in the Machine That Finds Face-Like Structures on the Moon. Here's Why
3	3 Vote	Coming Soon to the News
3	3 Vote	Here Is the Best Anti-Photoshop Protest You Won't See on "Cops"
3	3 Vote	They Gave Him Speeding Ticket: Fuck Your Shitty Boss Making You Stupid
3	3 Vote	The Siren Song of Ice and Booze
3	3 Vote	Batman Faces a Real Thing 1	1
3	3 Vote	Fox News Guest Says Maryville Teen Didn't Deserve to Be a Goddamn Abomination
3	3 Vote	Controversial New App Encourages Children to Smoke
3	3 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits Smoking Crack
3	3 Vote	FDA Sets Rules for Same-Sex Couples in Relationships
3	3 Vote	Google+ Can Now Be Used to Hack RSA
3	3 Vote	Ninja Theory Is Definitely a Thing I Can't Come Into Work Today Because I'm an Alcoholic but I'm Definitely Not Gay!
3	3 Vote	Heavy Drinking Is Fine for Your Ex
3	3 Vote	This Just In: Life on Earth
3	3 Vote	Life Is Not a Real Life