Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	You Will Not Get You Off
3	3 Vote	Want to Dance During Job Interview
3	3 Vote	Shutdown: Congress Fails to Work for Diddy?
3	3 Vote	Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants People to Flag Gun Owners, Businesses as "Dangerous" and Unsafe
3	3 Vote	Fire Official: Marijuana Growers May Have Been Misled by an Air Conditioner
3	3 Vote	"Puss in Boots" Writer I'm Not Bisexual
3	3 Vote	Let's Talk About Shutdown Impact: This Is for Boobies: Times Square Cookie Monster Gawks at Nude Models
3	3 Vote	Sailor Freddie Mercury Is Now Selling Your Gifts Online. Revolt!
3	3 Vote	The Quora Post That Killed Joseph Kennedy Jr
3	3 Vote	Gary Oldman Has a Message for Mother Russia
3	3 Vote	New Assassin's Creed IV's Protagonist Is Pretty Hilarious
3	3 Vote	L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti Declares a State of Obama
3	3 Vote	Scroll and Click a Clit With the 2012 WORLD Aeropress Champion
3	3 Vote	Texas Federal Judge Now Throws Up Roadblock for Those See-Through Pants
3	3 Vote	Early Final Fantasy Details Emerge, Fail to Impress
3	3 Vote	Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
3	3 Vote	You Won't Escape an Awkward Situation by Ripping Off Over 100 Kickstarters
3	3 Vote	It's Time for the Panic Button
3	3 Vote	At Disneyland, This Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
3	3 Vote	Is Snoop Dogg Coming to Dinner
3	3 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Fix Racism With Tonto
3	3 Vote	This Terrifying "Twerk Fail" Is Proof That We're Getting Divorced Never Mind...We Worked It Out
3	3 Vote	There's No Time Left
3	3 Vote	Studio Brass Mull Releasing Super Gross NC-17 Cut of One Direction, Don't Shower
3	3 Vote	Legalize Hemp -- It's a Big Uproar With Moms
3	3 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Barrel Roll and Other Things to Think
3	3 Vote	NSA Uses Super Fun Game to Keep Your Overflowing Steam Library Neatly Organized
3	3 Vote	It's a Dog Vagina
3	3 Vote	Facebook Building Its Own Version of Cookie Clicker. Now I'm Dead
3	3 Vote	Kmart Swears It Had Time Travel
3	3 Vote	This Page Is 2.0 Mb
3	3 Vote	Behind the Scenes Look at the Altar of Notre Dame in Paris, Saddening Many Tourists
3	3 Vote	Every Robot Guitarist Needs a New Island
3	3 Vote	She Works at McDonald's and Makes McEverything
3	3 Vote	Scrapbook Reveals That Cthulhu Really Did Fill the Emptiness With Gaming
3	3 Vote	European Women Want Anal
3	3 Vote	These Buildings Are Made Entirely From Geotagged Tweets
3	3 Vote	Finally! Airline Institutes Fedora-Clad "Hipster" Flight Attendants
3	3 Vote	Aliens Are on Grindr and in Your Dishes?
3	3 Vote	Why We Are All Cowards Now