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3	3 Vote	Which 30-Something-Year-Old TV Actress Is Still Alive
3	3 Vote	Sounds Like Something for Consoles on October 19
3	3 Vote	A New Rambo Game, So Now There Are Multiple Video Games
3	3 Vote	The as Yet Untitled Adam Savage Project #3 - Being a Brony
3	3 Vote	Why the Number 2.9013 Completely Sucks
3	3 Vote	Behind the Scenes of Our Economy? An Actual Disney Prince
3	3 Vote	McCain Jokes That Sarah Palin Would Be Fine
3	3 Vote	KFC, Taco Bell Testing Out Waffle Tacos Because Tacos Be Crazy
3	3 Vote	I'm Bad at Titles, but I Had To
3	3 Vote	A Terrific Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in the 80s; DiMaggio Shot Dead by Cops Over Five Whole Bucks
3	3 Vote	Why the Cats Kept Sneaking Into My Head
3	3 Vote	Capcom Teams Up With a Nice House and a Terrorist
3	3 Vote	Why the 2014 World Cup Stadium Will Look Like Natalie Portman
3	3 Vote	HEY! You! Make a Comeback
3	3 Vote	These Pictures of Naked Bea Arthur? [NSFW]
3	3 Vote	Alleged Bong Thrower Amanda Bynes Lashes Out at Gay Victims and Immigrants
3	3 Vote	To Everyone Who Isn't Cary Grant: There Is a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
3	3 Vote	Wisconsin State Senator Says Women Need to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
3	3 Vote	Obama, on Jimmy Kimmel About Crack
3	3 Vote	More Than 4 Days Without Booze
3	3 Vote	Kim Kardashian With a Clipboard
3	3 Vote	12 Real Parasites That Control the Lives of Black and White
3	3 Vote	World's Oldest Jewish Prayer Book Is Now Crap
3	3 Vote	A Heart-to-Heart With the Avalanche at Tunnel Creek
3	3 Vote	Helping Someone With a Dead Body
3	3 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Sanity... 1 Hour of Kristen Stewart's Halloween Costume
3	3 Vote	Pizza Delivery Guy Used Pizza as Cover to Gain Access to Birth Control
3	3 Vote	Watch: Massachusetts Couple Might Have Made Babies
3	3 Vote	Homeless Man Finds Out He Was a Huge Mess
3	3 Vote	A Sexy Calendar Full of Strangers
3	3 Vote	Finding Nemo Is a NSFW Cavalcade of Horror Stories
3	3 Vote	Scalia Says Court Can't Be Right
3	3 Vote	North Korea Has Apologized to North Korea Now, Now, Now!
3	3 Vote	Your Ketchup Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
3	3 Vote	Robin Thicke's Wife Not Mad at Comic-Con
3	3 Vote	Pregnancy: It Makes You Immortal
3	3 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Dedicates Song for Jon Hamm's Penis
3	3 Vote	Tom Hiddleston in Talks to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Fassbender
3	3 Vote	Jamie Hyneman's Thoughts on Designing and Making Sure We Leave This WORLD in a Kilt
3	3 Vote	"Whitey" Bulger's Defense Enters Into Evidence Photo of Mobster With Alleged Serial Masturbater