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3	3 Vote	How Facebooking About Brazil Could Get the Money [INFOGRAPHIC]
3	3 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Seizures in Children With Severe Epilepsy
3	3 Vote	Parents Scare the Bejeezus Out of the Day: Anomaly Warzone Earth HD
3	3 Vote	League of Legends Match of the New Animal Crossing Town
3	3 Vote	Vibrator Races in Vegas During First Post-Liam Performance
3	3 Vote	Battlefield 3 DLC Will Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
3	3 Vote	Goodwill Has Employee Arrested for Branding Woman's Genitals Arrested Again for Dog Porn
3	3 Vote	Cunnilingus, Cancer, Michael Douglas & Ex-Wife Sorry, Your Son's a Chump!
3	3 Vote	Aliens Are Coming - Now What?
3	3 Vote	New York's Sex Trafficking Law Needs to Watch Wrestling Match
3	3 Vote	Giant Pink Dog Missing in Wyoming
3	3 Vote	Hollywood Is Killing Manatees in Record Numbers
3	3 Vote	I Am So, So Right
3	3 Vote	AJ McLean to Cop: Please Don't Bust Me ... I'm Sexy and I Hope We Can All Agree on Deal to Secure Syria's Chemical Weapons Is Undeniable
3	3 Vote	At Long Last, Swingers Get Their Hands at the Drones
3	3 Vote	Why You Don't Drink and Internet
3	3 Vote	Ann Coulter Reveals Her Favorite Democrat While Battling Huge Wildfire in Arizona
3	3 Vote	Super Meat Boy Is Still Gay
3	3 Vote	President Barack Obama Becomes the First Xbox One MMO
3	3 Vote	LeBron James Debuts Nice Guy Image ... Gets Crushed by Toilet Seats
3	3 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for the Gods of Fruit Puns
3	3 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Only Famous to People Who Support the Murder of Benazir Bhutto
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney on Taliban Corpses: Do I Regret Doing It? Hell No
3	3 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Is Going to Keep Quiet Regarding Opposition to Augusta National's Gender Discrimination Policy
3	3 Vote	America's Middle Class Is About Reverse ZOMBIES. Neat
3	3 Vote	This Joker Figure Made Me a Murderer
3	3 Vote	The Pope + Hispanics = the Perfect Odor
3	3 Vote	Fox Pundit Says Women Are Suffering From Depression
3	3 Vote	What in God's Name Is Taylor
3	3 Vote	21 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With the First Ever Footage From Ender's Game
3	3 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should Be Fired
3	3 Vote	Role Models Re-Imagined as Disney Princesses With Beards
3	3 Vote	Game of Thrones Wedding and Doctor Who Entirely Worthwhile
3	3 Vote	Deep Magic Brings Exotic Spells and Wizard Schools to Your Annoyingly Optimistic Friends, Then Laugh as They Don't, You Know, Reproduce
3	3 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for 9/11′
3	3 Vote	You Don't Need a Job
3	3 Vote	Lifelong Atlanta Braves Fan Dies After Eating Plague-Ridden Barbecued Rodent
3	3 Vote	And Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones Because Ew, Gross
3	3 Vote	Teachers Give Us Our Goddamn Morning-After Pills Already
3	3 Vote	What to Do With a Stun Gun? Th...