Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had Love Child With Oasis Frontman
3	3 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Sleep
3	3 Vote	Toddlers & Tiaras Went Bollywood and Everything Dies
3	3 Vote	Student Forgotten in DEA Holding Cell Drank Own Urine to Survive
3	3 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Plus-Size Clothes
3	3 Vote	130 Years of Tax Reform: A Major Motion Picture
3	3 Vote	Nigerian Grad Student Uses Magnets to "Prove" Gay Marriage Law
3	3 Vote	We Made Our Homes in the Midst of "a Baby Holocaust"
3	3 Vote	Why Congress Is Definitely Not Thankful This Thanksgiving
3	3 Vote	Weiner's Sexting Partner Scores Six Figures ... To Sext
3	3 Vote	Quick Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies
3	3 Vote	Women Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look at the Smallest Penis in Tokyo
3	3 Vote	Best Way to Explain Those Darned 1990s Eugenics Wars
3	3 Vote	Rumors of Dead Nintendo Hardware
3	3 Vote	Son Celebrates Birthday by Paying for Health Care
3	3 Vote	Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for the American Revolution
3	3 Vote	It's Official: The Tea Party Scandal Retires
3	3 Vote	Here's How the Kochs Are Fracking America
3	3 Vote	This Machine-Gunning Raccoon Is My Baby Daddy
3	3 Vote	Rapper Young Buck Out of Human Urine
3	3 Vote	Safari Is Released 12 Years Early
3	3 Vote	Chicago Has a Serious Problem With Police Brutality? Maybe Its Time to Recognize Signs of Progress
3	3 Vote	Satellite Killed by Python Laid to Rest in Hometown
3	3 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years in Prison for Stealing Daft Punk
3	3 Vote	The New Madoka Magica Online Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
3	3 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You More or Less Free?
3	3 Vote	Mitch Daniels, President of Iran
3	3 Vote	Are You Smarter Than a Coke Bottle
3	3 Vote	A Girl Enacts Her Own Religion
3	3 Vote	Rob Zombie Wants Noisy Skate Park Kids Off His Testicle
3	3 Vote	Kathleen Sebelius Should Have Caught Me in 2004: Castro
3	3 Vote	Frightening Footage From the "Best" Parts of Having a Dead Girl
3	3 Vote	How to Choose Which Wars to Fight?
3	3 Vote	Hey Kids! Obama Is "Extraordinary"
3	3 Vote	Former Egyptian Leader Mubarak Could Be First Active Soldier to Receive Green Card When DOMA Is Struck Down by YouTube
3	3 Vote	Zimmerman Jury Told Young Black Men Can Be Innocent
3	3 Vote	The World's Most Complete Meal
3	3 Vote	Kmart to Start Suing Pirates
3	3 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Fullest
3	3 Vote	Three Days Is a Fairly Large Stretch