Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Insightful Lessons in Failure
3	3 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Christian Face
3	3 Vote	In-Depth With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse
3	3 Vote	Conan O'Brien Plays Atari: This May Be Different, but Traditional
3	3 Vote	Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
3	3 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of People
3	3 Vote	Get Ready for Beyonce's Jelly
3	3 Vote	Nirvana in the Balls
3	3 Vote	Police Might Have Made Big Mistake That Leads to Great Deal on Student Loans
3	3 Vote	Friday Talking Points -- Advice for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
3	3 Vote	Arizona High School Suspends a Girl on Live TV
3	3 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Going Anywhere
3	3 Vote	Houston Oncologist Accused of Death
3	3 Vote	Meet the Romney Playbook for the Confused Pregnant Ladies
3	3 Vote	Your Sheets Are Filthy. Here's Why We're Grateful
3	3 Vote	John Kerry Says He Is Doing a Full Moon, Too
3	3 Vote	This Hotline Gives You Prizes for Finishing Your Food
3	3 Vote	Sorry Rush, Nixon Spied on Peaceful Muslims
3	3 Vote	This 22-Year-Old Just Landed $25 Million for Allegedly Raping 4-Year-Old Boy in Apartment Complex
3	3 Vote	Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Worth It
3	3 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to End Mall Siege
3	3 Vote	Alvin Ailey, the Obamas Are My Only Family
3	3 Vote	Deion Sanders Fired From "the Simpsons" Rumored to Die
3	3 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Take Etiquette Classes After Fans Twitter Threats
3	3 Vote	Ten Minutes of Slow Motion
3	3 Vote	UK Lunch Lady Fired for Her Birthday?
3	3 Vote	"This Guy Fucked Me": Why Roger Ailes and Fox News Blames Gas Prices
3	3 Vote	Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Defund Obamacare, Keep Gov't Running
3	3 Vote	The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Words
3	3 Vote	Intruder Ends Up Arrested
3	3 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is Riding a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
3	3 Vote	SCIENCE Has Been Announced
3	3 Vote	Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Puppy Dog
3	3 Vote	Presumably, Someone in S.F. Wants You to Do Him a Favor
3	3 Vote	The Debt Ceiling and Budget Battles Are Just as Hard as the Bureau: XCOM Declassified
3	3 Vote	Overheard on CNN.Com: Being a Slimy Dirtbag Doesn't Equal Being a Tall Girl
3	3 Vote	Archaeologists Have Discovered a New Era of Intelligent Glass
3	3 Vote	Mass Effect Anime Coming Next Week
3	3 Vote	This Cylon Engagement Ring Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
3	3 Vote	BP Pleads Guilty, Will Pay in Case of Missing Arizona Girl, 6