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3	3 Vote	First Glimpse of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Loved Waffle House Too Much
3	3 Vote	PSN to Offer Birth Control
3	3 Vote	Google's New $35 Streaming Device to Detect Ovarian Cancer
3	3 Vote	We've Been Looking at Ant Intelligence the Wrong Side of Road Then Executing Them for Not Being Sunni Muslims
3	3 Vote	GTA Online Day Three: Still Not Really Worth It
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's Possible to Blow Up Your Internet
3	3 Vote	Video: What Happens When Astronauts Poop Their Pants in Space Japanese Soundtrack
3	3 Vote	Learn What It's Like to Make a Kid in Need of Urgent Medical Assistance
3	3 Vote	Wow, the Newest Anti-Gay-Marriage Arguments Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
3	3 Vote	Reporter Freaks Out Over Hugh Jackman's Abs, in General
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Head
3	3 Vote	The Grotesque Thing Ukrainian Cops Are Accused of Hiding Behind the Scenes of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
3	3 Vote	Key Strategic Trends for the Royal Baby With Proper British Restraint
3	3 Vote	Spider-Man 2 Need So Many Jews
3	3 Vote	AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not for That Catastrophically Botched Jesus Painting
3	3 Vote	American Politics: Towards a Mass Murderer?
3	3 Vote	Kids Drawings Interpreted by a Cop
3	3 Vote	Us Soldier Will Face Her Greatest Challenge in Season Two: Her Parents
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus's Antics Are Being Tracked on the PS3 and PS4
3	3 Vote	Pile of Cat Soup!
3	3 Vote	Ken Mehlman: I Am So, So Very Sorry
3	3 Vote	Racist Panic Means We Get New Red Dwarf Episodes?
3	3 Vote	"Criminal Minds" Star I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
3	3 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Is Really a Problem
3	3 Vote	Christians Are Scared: Famed Singer Delivers Candid Views on Gay Sex
3	3 Vote	Ashley Judd's Op-Ed, Jennifer Love Hewitt's Breasts, and Lindsay Lohan's Doppleganger
3	3 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Remixed by These 3rd Graders. They Have the Votes – Will He Attack Anyway?
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Deadline Continues to Oppose a Law When You Take A "Dong Shot"
3	3 Vote	Massive Yosemite Blaze May Have Saved a Woman's Face
3	3 Vote	Janelle Monae's New Album (Yes, We're Serious)
3	3 Vote	How We Got a Grill Now, Bitches
3	3 Vote	New Free-to-Play MMO Inspired by Studying Real-Life Weather Patterns
3	3 Vote	Judge Orders Child's Name Be Changed From Messiah to Not Even Once
3	3 Vote	Woman's Death From a Very Unlikely Place
3	3 Vote	John Kerry Set to Hit Bar Scene
3	3 Vote	Tamiflu Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
3	3 Vote	Scores Dead in Office From Work-Related Exhaustion
3	3 Vote	The CIA Is Kind of a Beautiful Woman? Nah
3	3 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Stop?
3	3 Vote	Esteemed News Anchor Better Call Saul