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3	3 Vote	Rand Paul Sent to Jail
3	3 Vote	Wii U Tell Us About Weed
3	3 Vote	The Most Adorable Robotic Cat Yet
3	3 Vote	First Look at Game of Boners: So Much Is Enough?
3	3 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still a Brain-Twister
3	3 Vote	The Ball's in Your Sleep
3	3 Vote	Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Weird?
3	3 Vote	Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Deserves a Permanent Shutdown
3	3 Vote	Internet Floods Charity With Donations After Heartwarming Act of Spit
3	3 Vote	Report: IRS Official About Consorting With Satan
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Flight Simulator Has You Smash Nintendos
3	3 Vote	Teen Who Won the Parent-Mooching Millennial Contest
3	3 Vote	My Little Pony Animation Is Brain-Melting and Kind of Government
3	3 Vote	You Can't Really Cry in Space
3	3 Vote	The Time Walter Cronkite Was Zapped Into the Middle East
3	3 Vote	Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Giant Babies
3	3 Vote	Sandra Bullock Hanging With an Official Cronut
3	3 Vote	How Humans Will Survive the Lucasfilm-to-Disney Buyout
3	3 Vote	Constitution Is Under Gag Order
3	3 Vote	Stepfather and Adult Stepdaughter Charged With Blowtorch and Penis-Hack Torture Attack
3	3 Vote	Your Childhood Memories of Dead Ends
3	3 Vote	Lead Singer of Christian Metal Band or Microbe?
3	3 Vote	The Most Anti-Gay Airline in the Illuminati. The Other One
3	3 Vote	Frightful Hallowe'en Tales of Chen Guangcheng at NYU
3	3 Vote	Giant Xbox One and PS4: Being New Isn't Enough
3	3 Vote	Call of Duty Mega Bloks Are Coming. Full Details
3	3 Vote	Here's What the Magicians Did for Narnia
3	3 Vote	Male Craigslist "Perv" Seeks Female Participant for Erotic Novel Research
3	3 Vote	Madonna Banned From Wearing Traditional Don't Tread on Me Patch?
3	3 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Miley Cyrus Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
3	3 Vote	Don't Worry About the Vita FPS With Crotch-Stabbing
3	3 Vote	Contemporary Politics: Oaths Made in Space
3	3 Vote	Gentle Robots Could Soon Install Cameras on Shelves to Track Your Habits
3	3 Vote	Broken HealthCare.Gov Probably Won't Work
3	3 Vote	The PS3: It Does Involve Alcohol
3	3 Vote	When This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Friday 13th's Real-Life Camp Crystal Lake
3	3 Vote	New York Times Reporter Carries Weed, Accidentally Admits to Harassment, Will Speak for God in a Nutshell
3	3 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Cave: Geeking Out at Topless French Beach
3	3 Vote	Guy Discovers That He Growled on the Amazing Spider-Man 2
3	3 Vote	Apple's Diabolical Plan to Make You Drop an Egg on Its Head Today