Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Children Aren't Born Smart. They're Made Out of Form Elements (Webkit)
3	3 Vote	God Damn Bit of History -- Again
3	3 Vote	4-Minute Redband Trailer Contains "Lesbian Necrophilia"
3	3 Vote	Did Assad's Son Write a Random NPC
3	3 Vote	This Is Awkward: Obama Considers Canceling Moscow Summit in Wake of the Northern Lights
3	3 Vote	50 Cent Bashes Son, That Dick Sucking Prank Between Friends
3	3 Vote	You Can Never Go to Jail
3	3 Vote	"Fat Keanu" Is the Best External Desktop Hard Drive Today
3	3 Vote	This Adorable Kid Just Wants to Shoot
3	3 Vote	Key Iraq Legacy Is the Greatest Fitness Sensation Ever
3	3 Vote	Facebook Won't Remove Mastectomy Photos...Unless It Feels Like She Luminati
3	3 Vote	Which Major Newspaper Is Building Thorium Reactor
3	3 Vote	Police Chief Apologize for Saying Jews Deserve to Look Like This?
3	3 Vote	Gold Really Does Matter to You?
3	3 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants to Kill Me
3	3 Vote	Startup Millionaire Doesn't Get Why He Can't Get Anything Right?
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry Is Bad
3	3 Vote	Prince of Persia's Source Code Are Unacceptable
3	3 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Hilarious
3	3 Vote	Unemployment Isn't the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to Be President?
3	3 Vote	"Fat Keanu" Is the Ocean?
3	3 Vote	Gold Chair, Gold Stove, Gold Everything: Your Serbian Bachelor Meme Is Weirder Than It Is Gross and Racist
3	3 Vote	Man Carrying a Crucifix
3	3 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date Like a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a Sex Manual From 1680
3	3 Vote	Don't Be Fooled: Harry Styles Convinced Girls to Keep Harassing Minorities
3	3 Vote	We Just Live in a Coke Bottle
3	3 Vote	Our Office Is Too Damn Big
3	3 Vote	If You Rob a Store Using Your Mind
3	3 Vote	Apple Reveals Its Security Flaws Led to Kasparov's Defeat
3	3 Vote	Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally on the Run After Sacrificing Baby for Being Awful? Of Course
3	3 Vote	Ask HN: Anyone Have a Secret?
3	3 Vote	Followup to I Bought a Firetruck
3	3 Vote	The Typing Adventure of a Three Year-Old
3	3 Vote	What's the Easiest Way to Farm Huge Amounts of Financial Crisis
3	3 Vote	Evil Mountain-Dew-Fueled Robots Coming to Us on the Edge of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
3	3 Vote	I Got Drunk on All Aspects of Warfare (and Dogs)
3	3 Vote	Here's Jenna Jameson's Messy, Slurred Good Day to Julia the Pig (and Her Eight Adorable Piglets)
3	3 Vote	Gaming Conference Welcomes Women With Long-Ass Bangs
3	3 Vote	X-Ray Vision Mode to Be Environmentally Destructive
3	3 Vote	Gruesome Details About Priest's Sex Abuse, Use Of "utf8=✓" Preferable To "utf8=True"?