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Hi, I'm Al Franken. I Took Over $88,000 From the U.S. Government. It's Time for Congress to Prevent That

Hi, I'm Al Franken. I Took Over $88,000 From the U.S. Government. It's Time for Congress to Prevent That by Humphrey King via Flickr

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