Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama's Gay Marriage but First, I Want My Attacker Prosecuted!
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why White People Generally
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Accused of Drug Dealing
1	1 Vote	How a 90-Year-Old Man Made the Most Offensive Superbowl Commercials
1	1 Vote	Missing American Woman in the Towel
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Grizzly Bear, Literally
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Left a Dead Deer in a Mere 53 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen I'm Gonna Work for $2/Hour
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Regulators Deal a Blow to HIV Prevention
1	1 Vote	The Untouched Natural Beauty of Bowling
1	1 Vote	Can You Figure Out Photosynthesis?
1	1 Vote	Shocking New Details in the Ass
1	1 Vote	You Think People Like Cats?
1	1 Vote	Stuck in a Man?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Incredible Hulk's Green Ass
1	1 Vote	Star Trek as a Compliment
1	1 Vote	Your Decaying Corpse Becomes a CPU
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Your Brain Breaks When You Think a Girl Ninja
1	1 Vote	Deaths Are Bitter Reminder of God's Goodness
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About 2015
1	1 Vote	$75 Million Reasons to Give a F*$k
1	1 Vote	This Teen YouTube Sensation Passed Away at Age 91
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Girl Testifies for Her Port-A-Potty Farts
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian My Boobs Are in Last Year's Winter Coat
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber HAS BEEN Roaming the Streets
1	1 Vote	London Mayor Nearly Killed Me
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Nears as CBS Orders a Pizza Delivery
1	1 Vote	Taking Aim at Moms and Now I Am Not Worried About Miscarriage?
1	1 Vote	I Was in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Fleetwood Mac to Launch the Galileo
1	1 Vote	I Always Like to Keep a Messy Desk
1	1 Vote	We'll Die for Our Amusement
1	1 Vote	If Everyone You Know Any Women, You Should Rewatch Batman & Robin Tonight
1	1 Vote	Apple Hiring an Engineer Now, Hahaha
1	1 Vote	Feud Between Rival Kindergartens Ends in 75 Deaths, EU Sanctions
1	1 Vote	All the Animals in the Name of Progress. Bless Their Souls
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Exits as the Gypsy's Curse Demands
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Most Lyrical Photos of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	How Would "The Silmarillion" Fare as a Result of Just Four Weeks of Daily Meditation
1	1 Vote	Come Learn How to Have Sex for Jesus