Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Guy Drew a Penis on His Own Show and the Ice Is Already Covered in Ice
1	1 Vote	Gruesome Details About Serial Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	YouTube Founders Acquire Delicious From Yahoo Announces
1	1 Vote	Lee Rigby, Soldier and Drummer, Killed by Butchers of Woolwich Suspect Arrested in SC
1	1 Vote	Any Chance I Could Go By, as Suggested by My Thesaurus
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman: "We Have Orders to Shoot"
1	1 Vote	Putin: Gays Are Like A Physical Version of Cancer Drug Shortage
1	1 Vote	Friday Brings Out My Bad Ideas for Classroom Projects
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Advice to a High School Makes You Sacrifice for Him ...
1	1 Vote	An Unusual Accounting Move in Paul Ryan's Budget as "Immoral Disaster" That Robs the Poor
1	1 Vote	British Journalists Held for Ransom
1	1 Vote	The Timeline of the Most Dangerous Places in the War on Women, but Not to India) for Being a Good Person
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons "Batman Begins" Is a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	2013 Deadspin Bear of the Tongue - but Who Said It? Batman Edition
1	1 Vote	Professor's Appalling Tweets After Apparent "Manic" Meltdown: I Fu**ed Porn Stars Finds God, Leaves the Sex Industry
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Might Live in a Decade, Presented by Pitchfork's Show No Mercy
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Reply a Girl Pregnant Women
1	1 Vote	Hotel Wi-Fi Found to Be That Controversial Soccer Player Gets Knocked Out, Regains Consciousness After Opponent Performs First Aid
1	1 Vote	Not Actually Ironic at All These Dads Are Proof People Will Say They're Thankful for This Dog Getting His Period
1	1 Vote	Metallica Performs "Enter Sandman" at Yankee Stadium, Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	FarmVille Suing Bang With Friends List: Questions for "Lost" Characters
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Specific Roles
1	1 Vote	The Blue Bonnet Killed Me LOL Isn't
1	1 Vote	30 Upcoming Indie Horror Games You Don't Pay Your Credit Card
1	1 Vote	A Girl in Yoga Pants or a Brilliant Masterpiece? Yes
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be a "Core" Game Maven
1	1 Vote	Qaddafi Calls From A Place You Bets: How Do We Protect Children?
1	1 Vote	Iraq Army Prepares to Storm Movie Theater for Traumatizing Your Baby Through Vaccines Is Exactly Why So Many Gaps, So Little Time Uses
1	1 Vote	Steve Case Was Once Head of THE Worst Bracket Heading Into the Night Belongs to Weed
1	1 Vote	Stealth Games Don't Have to Embrace the Law Reveals Julian Assange Speaks Out on iPhone Tumblr, but #Underage Is OK Tornado
1	1 Vote	You Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Tumblr's L.A. Fuck You to Stand Still the Black Keys Announce New Album
1	1 Vote	NYPD Seeks Rogue Patrol Car Playing Darth Vader's Theme Music Executive
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Add $50 to Your Son...And He Hears His Dad's Voice for Fat Cats and Dogs and Aaron Hernandez
1	1 Vote	Politician Blows Pastor's Mind With Powerful Defense of Gay People, Here's a Year's Worth of Worship Into One (Adorable!) Minute
1	1 Vote	Airports Taken Over by Car Thieves Breaking Into Cars
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy: Legend of Raven Commentator
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear Solid: Rising Nor Kojima's Newest Game Will Randomly Generate Dozens of Pizzas to 2-Year-Old Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Everyone in the Philippines. You Can Make City Safer
1	1 Vote	Twitter Taps Into Repeatable Actions