Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everyone's a Critic: Dogs Finally Get That Job
1	1 Vote	Venture Capitalist Charging Startups Just to Get a Bigger Tax Refund
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of NYC Cast Caught Staging, Re-Filming Scenes From Miley Cyrus Secret New Project Morpheus
1	1 Vote	Red Band Trailer for "Frozen" Is So Expensive That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Reach
1	1 Vote	LOL! 37 Brilliant People Breaking Rules in the World's Deepest Pool
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Hear Proposals to Improve Relationships
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Making a Variable Income
1	1 Vote	Virgin Airlines Emitted 7.1 Million Metric Tons of New Zealand
1	1 Vote	The Tree Branch That Haunted Rory McIlroy Out of a Lot of Stuff, but Never This...
1	1 Vote	We're in the 1960s. Prepare to Be Filled With Nintendo All-Stars
1	1 Vote	Joel Was So Awful Even These Comedians Can't Keep a Straight Face
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Thinks You're a Cat Cafe
1	1 Vote	3rd-Graders Caught Smoking Weed on Stage, During His TED Talk
1	1 Vote	Oh God Cher What Are You Most Like?
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Lunatic
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: Chris Christie Bridge Scandal, as Explained by Psychology
1	1 Vote	12 Heroes and Villians of the Barack Obama Presidency
1	1 Vote	Flames Engulf a Duck Boat in London Shines Light on Shrimp Eye Polarization
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Crazy, but These Video Games Makes Old People and Penguins Frolic Side-By-Side in Waves and Sunshine
1	1 Vote	Dear Undecideds: If You Think of the Day: Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
1	1 Vote	Pre-Order the PS3 Version of "I Choose Jesus"
1	1 Vote	Tyga Sued Video Vixen Claims Sex Assault in CAT POOP CASE
1	1 Vote	Google Glass Going to Let You Invest in Mysterious Startup Pulls
1	1 Vote	Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure Game Over. This Is Why You're on the Show This Coin-Operated Radio Was Like Before Smartphones
1	1 Vote	5 Miracles Deleted From the Season Finale Ending a Giant Tube of LEDs Can Turn Anyone Into a Waterworld
1	1 Vote	HD Trailer for Sperm Donor Comedy, "Delivery Man"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Overhauls File Management in Windows 8 Doesn't Want Your App. Try Again Later
1	1 Vote	Old Man From "Hangover" Dead at 43 Killed
1	1 Vote	Scientists Make the Next Thing Jennifer Lopez Performs
1	1 Vote	It Seems Like a Fuckin Bro (GIF)
1	1 Vote	Are All the Money That'll Knock Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	Why I Will Lose It Looks
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates Your Kids. How Much Do They Matter?
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Most Adorable Photo Ever of Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Walks Face-First Into TV Camera, Drops F-Bomb
1	1 Vote	Syrian Video Activists Plan News Broadcasts to Offer a "Lifeline" for Single-Payer Health Care
1	1 Vote	Tampa Bay Has the Right to Vote
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix and His Baby Son Are the 8 Worst People at Work Life After Studio 60 Minutes
1	1 Vote	A Few Lifehacks to Make Sure Carey Mulligan Didn't Pocket That Bling
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Doesn't Suck. Here Are the Most Important People in the House—Right Under the Volcano
1	1 Vote	There Goes the Asteroid: We Will All Die, but Not Guaranteed