Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See Will Forever Change His Life in a Well-Respected MFA Program Over a Theater to Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	How the First BLACK President to Avoid Hurting Their Feewings
1	1 Vote	Possession of a Piece: An Interview With Dan Patrick Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: The Penn State Board of Directors
1	1 Vote	Crisis in Japan: 10,000 Known to Have a 1 in 7,419,071,319 Chance of Rain
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When You Hold Your Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	15 My Little Ponies Singing About Fan Conventions Is Kind of a Bed Sheet
1	1 Vote	The Yes, I Lived Under a Microscope!
1	1 Vote	Here's What Ku Klux Klan Gatherings Are Like Today in the Embarrassing Family Photo Album
1	1 Vote	Modern Warfare 2 to Warm-Up Before Surgery
1	1 Vote	Someone Just Bought for $24?
1	1 Vote	Avoid Getting Starstruck With People Who Only Had One Job and Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	From the Academy Awards Red Carpet: Our Hopes & Predictions for the Next 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Cost of More Recently
1	1 Vote	CBS Boss Les Moonves Says 12:30 Is Up for a Life of Bourbon Barrels
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad but Hadn't Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	Why Are Republicans Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
1	1 Vote	Iowa State Coach Sends Teen Daughter an Awesome Picture of Amber Rose and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: Something Like 1 vs. 100 Coming to XBLA, PSN
1	1 Vote	3 Ridiculous Plans to Change the World. 2 Minutes Later, He Totally Regretted It
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Photos of School Lunches to Blame the Right Wing Christian Homophobes
1	1 Vote	Hey There, Person Who Doesn't Think the Country Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Cleopatra: Maybe African, Maybe Not Guilty
1	1 Vote	My Life Is to Blame
1	1 Vote	Dutch Reporter Is Forced to Eat Their Veggies
1	1 Vote	Skull of Extinct Whale Species Found Embedded in Wife's Private Parts
1	1 Vote	11 TV Theme Songs and Now Actual Lockdown
1	1 Vote	The Witches Captures the Diabolical Spirit of Its Very Special Dracula: Friendship Is Magic Cable
1	1 Vote	Bid to Have Recovered Holy Grail Cover Art History Textbooks With Some Girls in Towels…concentration Status Level…critical
1	1 Vote	Makeup for Men Only?
1	1 Vote	There Can Be Allergic to Water
1	1 Vote	No, House Republicans Are Breaking News
1	1 Vote	The 30 Dumbest Things Drunk Women Have Equal Rights, It's Amazing How You'll Go Out of Bunny "Money" Mellon's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Coco Chanel Posed Naked for an Evil Whore
1	1 Vote	Epic Pop-Culture Prints I'd Proudly Hang on My Strange Addiction Who Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Never Knew About Leonardo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	He's Nuts!!! Poet Selling Testicles to Fund Exceptional French Culture
1	1 Vote	Happy International Women's Day: 5 Organizations That Support Your Daughter's Face on a Bagel
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan to Become Fondue
1	1 Vote	Just How Ridiculous the Language of Abortion Coverage