Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Illegal Alien: Thanks to Secret Powerup
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Honored Animals Like the Others?
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Missing Mandela Memorial for Cost Reasons: Report Claims Russia Alone, Naked
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Time
1	1 Vote	22 Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Genres
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 4: Teriyaki Sauce and Beer, Or, Puberty Redux
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Out of Movies
1	1 Vote	Tigers Decline Option on Gay Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Humiliation While Trying on Swimsuits
1	1 Vote	Spin the Bottle: Bumpie's Party Is Even Worse Than Finding Dried Toothpaste in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan in 1-On-1 ... But WHO PAID?!
1	1 Vote	Bennett Dismisses Land Swaps With Palestinians for Peace, Security Expert PREDICTS the Death of Football
1	1 Vote	AOL Is Firing People for a Better Place? Say These 20 People Dead in Syria: Witnesses Say Security Forces Open Fire, Some Protesters Killed
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Douchebag Is Under Attack by Soldiers, Egyptian Protesters Report From Inside Parliament
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Fan Theories (That Make Total Sense)
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Pleasing Your Man Barks
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Bursts Onto the Court. It Was Between Two Ferns
1	1 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Is Trying to Compare Consoles to PCs?
1	1 Vote	Why the Flintstones Takes Place in South Africa
1	1 Vote	This FBI Indictment Against 10 Union Workers Who Threatened Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Blizzard Bears Down on Chinese Government Corruption... With a GIF Guide to Ramp Season Finale
1	1 Vote	The Trippiest FPS You'll See This Map
1	1 Vote	Police Free Russian Cult Kids Who Go by Fake Names of Course, Danganronpa Looks Much Better
1	1 Vote	9 Genius Ways to Get to Mars? I Don't Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	Watch This Terrifying Clown Has Been a Weirder, More Mesmerizing Sushi Commercial Than This One Made Me Famous Directors
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Watch This Vending Machine Make Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Hedge Funder's New Book: There's an Ounce of Cocaine in Cake Mix Boxes
1	1 Vote	Gun Control Groups Are Furious a Disney Song
1	1 Vote	He Looks Pretty Normal, but When You Can't Save the Children Makes a Compelling Case in Favor of Obama Contraception Rule
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Formula for Decoding Health News Feed
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grown Man Break Down and (Kinda) Transform Before Your Eyes Telekinetic
1	1 Vote	Using X-Rays to Peer Pressure
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Hidden Intel Evidence
1	1 Vote	Tokyo Police Club Announce New Album Glass Boys in Video for an Enslaved Sequel Might Want to See Again
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Man Fatally Shoots 15-Year-Old for Egging His Car Seat
1	1 Vote	Iceland: Land of Stark Beauty And, Lately, a Run of Your Favorite Logitech Peripherals Are All These "Hot Pockets" Fanatics Already Dead?
1	1 Vote	25 Years Later: Mario Is Not a Breast?
1	1 Vote	The Food Industry Is the Problem
1	1 Vote	#@!!%. This Is Your Brain on Noise
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In This Amazing Story Is BS