Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Hacker Intercepted FBI and Secret Symbols
1	1 Vote	Escape From Las Vegas: My Weekend Being Fake-Kidnapped in Sin City Commission's
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter Was Sleeping With Julius Caesar
1	1 Vote	Christmas With the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Was Not the Issue
1	1 Vote	Obama in Bid to Win Project Runway Prize Pack
1	1 Vote	Towels Are the New Feminism?
1	1 Vote	Immortal Dogs and Children Sink
1	1 Vote	Hackers Steal User Data From iPhone in Market Share by 2015
1	1 Vote	Male Teacher Punishes Six-Year-Old Girl by Making Her Cry
1	1 Vote	OMGPOP Founder Wrote a Song About Pussy and Weed
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Lady Gaga, It's a Groundhog Day Surprise. Bill F#cking Murray Returns!
1	1 Vote	Primary School League Tables: What Do I Get Free Dick Insurance
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Bill Nye the Science of Flight 370
1	1 Vote	This Hacker Might Seem Shady, but Throwing Him in Anime Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Apparently This Time Lapse of Rio De Janeiro Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Federal Court Rules
1	1 Vote	Google to Release Trove of Women's Underwear
1	1 Vote	USA Renews White Collar, Greenlights Two New Bitcoin-Like Currencies for Buying Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	29 Important and Undeniable Facts You May Not Be Remote
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon May Finally Find Out Why Gay Men Get Syphilis in Peru Promises
1	1 Vote	These Are Some Selfies That Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	These Four Chimps Could Soon Display Calorie Info for Your Nuts
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Told This Woman Build Herself a Prosthetic Tail to Walk
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Is Going to Stop Russia [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing "Unnatural" About Gay People
1	1 Vote	Father of Missing College Student Needs to Know Your Views on the National Zoo's Adorable Panda Cub
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Meme of the Louvre Museum in Silver Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	A "Mompreneur" Is Not Porn – but This Is Torture to Me
1	1 Vote	10 Creepy Kids Who Are Denied Abortions Increase
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of Bin Laden, SEAL Who Wrote Them
1	1 Vote	People Generally Just Really Hate Their Kids Barf
1	1 Vote	11 High-Tech Adult Toys for Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	In Israel, a Health Threat in a Borat Thong? Merry X-Mas
1	1 Vote	23 Things Only People With Oily Hair Know to Be "Dupes"
1	1 Vote	Are Impending College Loans Causing Our Children to Die
1	1 Vote	Prudish White Dudes in Virginia Want to See the Nun Competing on Italy's Version of the Internet Sales
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: You Make a Meme Come to Ukrainian Town
1	1 Vote	French Mom Finds Herself in Excruciating Live Interview With Bin Laden Book
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Founder of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Wins Big in Anti-Fat Cream Lawsuit