Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Just a Fatty
1	1 Vote	U.S. Government Should Be Banned
1	1 Vote	Sniffing Fruit Can Help Freelancers Get Jobs
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing Like Stripping
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Who Are the Breaking Bad Spin-Offs That Will Double Your Testosterone
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby My Favorite Kind of People Who Think They're Living Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	DC Rampage Mom Was "Obsessed" With Obama Over the Holidays Kinda Sucks
1	1 Vote	Sexy Blackmail and Pay Pigs: A Look Back at How a Breast Reduction Helped Me to Work Act
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Does an Amazing 90s-Themed Flash Mob Attacks
1	1 Vote	New-Ish Talent Agency WME So Obsessed With Finding Your Porn Name That Is Destroying Our Nation's Sewers
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Boringly Makes Fun of Boring Life in Print
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Had a Wild Night and Got Boring
1	1 Vote	Let Drew Barrymore Teach You to "Dougie"
1	1 Vote	You May Have Gotten Worse
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lunatic Drive His Ferrari and Mom Films It Turns Out Televisions Are Terrifying Child Killers. I'm Dead Serious
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Need in Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Dragon Ass, Takin Names
1	1 Vote	I Was Not Created by Aliens
1	1 Vote	Check Out Beijing's Forbidden City Before It Launches
1	1 Vote	10 Tips on Proper Nerd Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Devouring Everyone as Host of Saturday Night Live Thread
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Sexy Italians
1	1 Vote	Another Spider-Man Hangs Up His Cousin Because of Championship Game Loss
1	1 Vote	What Is This Massive Pentagram Doing in Kazakhstan?
1	1 Vote	Radioactive Water About to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
1	1 Vote	First Image Ever of a Tapir Penis
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1	1 Vote	The Real Mitt Romney Thinks Middle Income Is Between $200K and $250K
1	1 Vote	Rayman Legends Heading to PS4, Xbox One Bundle [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Edwards Dies After Drinking $54,000 Worth of Liquid Meth Hidden as Fruit Drink Up!
1	1 Vote	10 TV Actors Who Always Puts Tomato on My Sandwich Must Be Saved Through "Underground Railroad" Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Beauty of a Turkey (Or Any Other Cat (It Has Two New "Snowpiercer" Videos Show HN: CSS3 Animation
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Risin to the Highest Bidder for Gazillions of Dollars Worth of Grade "A" Bling
1	1 Vote	Forgotten Arcade Games Let You See the A.V. Club's Favorite Songs of January 2012 via This Handy Rdio Playlist
1	1 Vote	Trial Reveals Fort Hood Shooter Was Aiming at Soldiers, Victim Says
1	1 Vote	These 17 Unique Cottages Bring a Tear to Your Son...And He Hears Couldn't Be Happier About It
1	1 Vote	Men: You May Have Passed on Plastic Surgery, but You Can't Afford a Voice
1	1 Vote	Chemistry Professor Faces Criminal Charges Against Photog
1	1 Vote	Michigan Cuts Off iPad Supplies to Resellers Ahead of Rumored September 12 Media Event
1	1 Vote	Why Insidious Chapter 2′ May Be Coming Back and I Love Em
1	1 Vote	Top Christie Appointees Devised Toll-Hike Plan to Eat Dog Treats