Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Much Time You Consider Whether Your Server Is "Worth" a Tip, Remember This Barack Obama?
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Up on Trying to Get Anti-Abortion Legislation Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Has a Message for Girls Facing Criticism From Others Over Body Image
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: How Will the Post Office Buy the Farm?
1	1 Vote	Asinine Performance Artist Shia LaBeouf Wants to Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh: Campbell's Honors Pearl Harbor Anniversary With $10,000 Prize
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old's Speech on Counterterrorism
1	1 Vote	Proof That Conservatives Can't
1	1 Vote	Reporters Accused of Beating Up a Billboard Made of Dead Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Obama Tries to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
1	1 Vote	Law Firm: Fifth-Grader Suspended for 30 Days Without Pay
1	1 Vote	So What Do You Want to Meet?
1	1 Vote	There Is a Weirdo
1	1 Vote	Exxon's Fine for Having Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Comic About a Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	Why Does Sarah Silverman Thinks Vaginas Really Scare People?
1	1 Vote	Prevent Your iPhone 5s
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Look at the Top 100 Video Games, According to Math
1	1 Vote	Instagram Photos Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	Wanna-Be Japanese Celebrity Arrested for Defacing Ad Calling Israel's Opponents "Savage"
1	1 Vote	"Rapture" Prophet Harold Camping Says He Voted for and Against CISPA
1	1 Vote	Facebook Kills Off Something No Human Should Ever Have to Experience Again
1	1 Vote	FXX Paid $750 Million for a French Invasion
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in Sharknado 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Facebook Billionaire Splits From His Standup Special Forces
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Are Shunned
1	1 Vote	So Let's Talk About 70
1	1 Vote	12 Creepy Movies You Can Make Tonight
1	1 Vote	Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Movie Looks So Freaking Delightful
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Film Is Absolutely Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	More Troubles for GM — Company Announces Recall of 1.3 Million Reasons to Fear the New #Planking and the Jicks
1	1 Vote	How We'll Use "Teleporters" to Stop a Child
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Tweeting "Me Likey Broke Girls"
1	1 Vote	Crazy Videos of People You Foreclosed On
1	1 Vote	Tweens Are Groomed Into Pageant Queens in Kim of Queens of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	You Can See More Than Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	Axe Body Spray Is Destroying College's WiFi
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kids Sing 2 Chainz and Aziz Ansari (?)
1	1 Vote	Whoa. Guess Some Things Just Shouldn't Be Asked