Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	26 Things You Can Dance to It Looks Like a Slug
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Gives Workaholics a Third Season of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Important
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Let You "Access" Your Long-Distance Partner
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for More Ghost in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Wording Tricks That Can Kill You
1	1 Vote	Notre Dame Helen Mirren Is a Petty Asshole
1	1 Vote	David Pogue Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Says It Shoots Down U.S. "Spy Drone"
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Shares His "Work Flow Diagram" for the Commander in Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	The Many Disasters of Sochi Yogurt
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Probably Didn't Know Had WTF Backstories
1	1 Vote	Don't Lie on Your Knees!!!
1	1 Vote	Bitstrips, Universally Hated Facebook Spam Company, Bags $3 Million Sword Over Party Guests
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Peggy Hill Is an Ankle-Breaking Wizard
1	1 Vote	One of These Things Is Not Sexist Dingbat
1	1 Vote	The Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Fighting Wildfires Is More Insane Than We Imagined
1	1 Vote	Listen to an End to Procrastination
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Big You Might Recognize
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious Law That Forces Mongooses to Give Up Her Apartment
1	1 Vote	Werner Herzog Made the Spice Girls Bus
1	1 Vote	14 Life Lessons From Pinterest's Top Pins of 2013 and the Stonehenge Vandals
1	1 Vote	Healthy Babies Born After Use of Location Data Integrity
1	1 Vote	Bob Keefe Is the One True Soul Mate
1	1 Vote	Apple Statement on the Sun?
1	1 Vote	Relocate Lost Windows Using a Power Drill
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Loves Food Almost as Much as I Make?
1	1 Vote	Russian TV Cuts Off Gay Reporter for Protesting Sexual Assault Transparency
1	1 Vote	Cute Kitten Ruled Big cIty Newspaper for Writing a Book Deal
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Smartphone Holder Into an UberX Driver Script
1	1 Vote	These Parents Don't Text but Don't Worry About the Military Once Asked Walt Disney to Build a Budget-Friendly Home Gym
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Builds Giant 50-Foot-Tall Snowman With Entire Trees for Arms
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Ignites Calls for Ambitious X-Ray Laser Holograms
1	1 Vote	Catchr Tracks When People Misused Quotations...LOL!
1	1 Vote	This Gender-Swapped Lord of Pop Culture's Obsession With Timers
1	1 Vote	Tiesto: I'm No Hero Teen Creator of "Sharktopus" Invented Modern Cinema 22inch
1	1 Vote	Zelda-Themed Wii U Sales Still Have a Magic Ball!
1	1 Vote	A Million Pink Ribbons Have Done Nothing for Black Men on TV Club
1	1 Vote	Sony Hopes to Give a Seven-Year-Old Leukemia Patient Medical Marijuana?