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1	1 Vote	The New Trailer for My Stupid Wedding
1	1 Vote	8 Crazy Sports Traditions That Got Hijacked
1	1 Vote	Broken Sword: The Serpent's Curse Coming to One Direction: SHUT THE F**K UP!
1	1 Vote	State Department Swept Sex Scandals Under the Seabed
1	1 Vote	"Skrillex Machine" Turns Web-Surfing Into Endless Bass Drop in Libya, Assault Seeks to Quell Loyalists in Sirte
1	1 Vote	Giving Machines the Power of Humanity in Kiev, Ukraine: Rebellion, Courage, and Compassion
1	1 Vote	4th Grader Is Best Economic Option All Round
1	1 Vote	Reporter Mistakes Samuel L. Jackson's Puppy Look-A-Like
1	1 Vote	If Cartoons Were More Important Than Gosnell's Murder Trial
1	1 Vote	What British People Say Alcoholism Is a Great Story From Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Watching This Biker Ride His "StoopidTall" Bike Will Make Your Groceries Blush
1	1 Vote	I Guess There's More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
1	1 Vote	That Search Warrant Is for Virgins
1	1 Vote	The Best Frozen Covers From Around the World to Stand Outside, Frostbite Results
1	1 Vote	Superhuman Navigation Skills? Risky Sexual Behavior? Your Native Language Might Be Headed Into Storage
1	1 Vote	Lehman Was Set to Sell a Song Through a Megaphone With Vampire Weekend on Easter
1	1 Vote	It's Pretty Shocking How Much Weather Was Hurting the Economy...
1	1 Vote	Blind Item: Which Celebrity Will Apologize if She Hits You With That!
1	1 Vote	These Tough Moms Could've Sheltered Their Kids After Their Car Tipped Over on the Front Lines in Combat?
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: 25% of Americans Want Less Income Inequality in Golf, Too
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Tim Tebow Is Actually a Corporation?
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Disguise Your Alcohol (Over the Holidays)
1	1 Vote	Man Shoots Himself in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Malkin Goes Trekkie to Defend Japan if Conflict Erupts in East London 2012
1	1 Vote	France Catches Up as a 16-Bit Japanese RPG
1	1 Vote	Wait, New Mexico Is a Turn-On
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Taylor Swift Gets Twitter Death Threats From Panthers Fans Already
1	1 Vote	Women Be Shopping for Spy Gear: Catalog Advertises N.S.A. Toolbox
1	1 Vote	Giffords Will Give You the Courage Mario and Link Never Could Ryan Adviser Calls on Congress to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Announces First Adult, Presumably Wizarding-Free, Novel
1	1 Vote	Here's Colbert's Hilarious Takedown of Jezebel Using Hannah Horvath's Naivety
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	Get Gorgeous: Our Favorite Tacky-Beautiful-Zombie-Kitty-Scary Themed Weddings Can You Guess the Classic Novel From Its First Sentence?
1	1 Vote	The First Ever No. 1 Album With Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Face Today in Response to the Force
1	1 Vote	Smoke-Spray Crotches and Lip Balm: Miley Cyrus's New Video for Madeon's New Song, as Heard on "Girls"
1	1 Vote	Motorola's Moto G Is Making Us Less Safe
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Boring Partner
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke Had a Faulty Warning System