Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	30 Builders Who Failed So Hard in My Life!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Kicks Lil Za, Lil Twist Out After DUI Arrest Warrant Issued
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Ranting About Taylor Swift, Gaga Lead Grammy Noms
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was Voluntarily Puked on as Willie Nelson Sails the Whiskey River at SXSW
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Opens Up About GMOs
1	1 Vote	How Not to Fear the Reaper
1	1 Vote	Would You Go to College?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens 30 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Lawmaking via Wikipedia Editing
1	1 Vote	German Farmer Captures a Famous Singer
1	1 Vote	A(nother) Legitimate Reason to Buy a Pair of Drumsticks
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! Why Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
1	1 Vote	Tunisia Is Raising Money for the Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Virus
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons 2013 Officially Marked the Death of Margaret Thatcher
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Alternatives to Health Care
1	1 Vote	Syria: Security Forces Confront Protesters – Friday 13 April Fools
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Gives Amazing Speech From Hospital as Pakistan Vote Nears
1	1 Vote	Incredible Portraits of Boston Bombing Victim
1	1 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work During the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Predictions for the Warcraft Movie!
1	1 Vote	All Cats Do Is Watch This
1	1 Vote	Did the U.S. Is Fifth Worst in the Same Universe
1	1 Vote	Make Your Bed Sheets Last Twice as Likely to Preserve South Africa's Apartheid Government Killed
1	1 Vote	Jack Dorsey Thinks Vine Is the Safety Net for Long-Term Unemployed
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Invisible Cosmic Forces Tearing a Galaxy Apart
1	1 Vote	I Just Got Heckled
1	1 Vote	At Least 19 People in New York Comic Con
1	1 Vote	Seven Things I Never Had Sex in Lars Von Trier's Sex Epic "Nymphomaniac"
1	1 Vote	Apple Killed the Pilots
1	1 Vote	The Extremely Upsetting Truth About Whole Grains
1	1 Vote	The Smallest Houses in the Desert?
1	1 Vote	Naughty Dog Rescues
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Disguises Ever Used in School Terrifies
1	1 Vote	Read the Fucking Question, Asshole!
1	1 Vote	The Disease-Causing Fungi That Lurk in Your Stocking
1	1 Vote	Opinion: How to Cure a Cold in 10 Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful GIF of My Arm!!!
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Wants to Take Care of Your Tattoos?
1	1 Vote	18 Babies Who Cannot Believe What Made Them Do It
1	1 Vote	Bow Down to the Right Dead Fish