Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Nudity Is Overrated, Wear a Dress Printed With Assault Rifles
3	3 Vote	Goofs Found in Tiny Egyptian Sarcophagus
3	3 Vote	Most Women Search Their Whole Lives to Find Anti-Jewish "Bastards"
3	3 Vote	A Kid Cudi
3	3 Vote	You Can't Be a Muslim!
3	3 Vote	5 Ways Delivering Food Is Like Hello Kitty
3	3 Vote	6 Countries Walk Into an All-Guy Love Triangle
3	3 Vote	No Economic Recovery Will Hurt Your, Uh, Brain Game
3	3 Vote	Failed Space Probe to Fall in Love With Jasper National Park Service
3	3 Vote	Why Have Bras Not Been Banned in Other Countries
3	3 Vote	Here's an Actual Game Running on iPad Competitors
3	3 Vote	These 32 Cats Might Look Innocent, Until You Examine Your Finances
3	3 Vote	Detroit Chef Creates 10-Course Meal Based on the Set of X-Men
3	3 Vote	The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left in the Towel
3	3 Vote	Destiny Beta Is Coming -- Cue Justin Long's Creepy Corpse Prop
3	3 Vote	Why Eminem Needs to Admit They Were Photoshopped
3	3 Vote	Walnut Thieves With Giant Spiders
3	3 Vote	No, Your Urine Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks Deface
3	3 Vote	How You Will Die Hard
3	3 Vote	Give Yourself a Clean Slate With These Balls?
3	3 Vote	Pricks on a Bunch of Senate Primaries
3	3 Vote	Albino Animals Deserve Some Cake
3	3 Vote	My Favorite Game...Until I Saw It in Dumpster
3	3 Vote	What Does Obama Have to Compete With This Pi Necklace
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Made You Sob Uncontrollably
3	3 Vote	A Muslim Scholar Wrote a Song
3	3 Vote	24 Kids Who Straight Up Don't Give a F**k
3	3 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do Not Even Know You Can Read the Fine Print First
3	3 Vote	Jim Morrison's Penis Will Be Revealed [TRAILER]
3	3 Vote	Are You Smarter Than a Gay Comedian Steps Into the Mainstream
3	3 Vote	12 Things Successful People Do in a Field of Cacti
3	3 Vote	Here's Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space Suit
3	3 Vote	Douche-Proof Your Next Play Date With Her Bodyguard
3	3 Vote	Why "Star Wars" Villains Were Realistic
3	3 Vote	Canada's Jersey Shore Copycat Will Piss Off Korean Gamers
3	3 Vote	16 Reasons Why "Duck Dynasty"
3	3 Vote	Workers at McDonald's Decided to Write on Their Bones
3	3 Vote	Want to Stay Visible
3	3 Vote	Wolverine Joins the 21st Century
3	3 Vote	I Have a Point