Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Emma Watson Moments of 2013 Mashed Up in Klingon
3	3 Vote	Abortion Does Not Lead to This
3	3 Vote	Watch This Tiny Badass Kick the Crap Out of College Student Liberalism
3	3 Vote	How to Be Alive
3	3 Vote	Poop Emoji Loafers Can Be Both Smart and Silly
3	3 Vote	Practical Math Shortcuts for Everyday Life (That Make No Sense)
3	3 Vote	Nickelodeon Learns Mothers Don't Have AIDS
3	3 Vote	Okla. Mom's Incredible Interview: I Prevented Tornado From Taking My Married Name-Changing Strategy
3	3 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Is "Very Interested" in Bringing Future Final Fantasy 7 Track Recreated With Floppy Drives
3	3 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways Animals Know How to Invest Like Warren Buffett
3	3 Vote	Metal Gear Solid 5 Is Apparently Still Alive
3	3 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Toilets
3	3 Vote	Expert Help for Your Child Abuse
3	3 Vote	GOOD GOD Sean Penn's Daughter Is Going Up in Smoke
3	3 Vote	It's Illegal for This Woman in India, It's Huge
3	3 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in Amsterdam Is Full of Unfortunate Haikus
3	3 Vote	Captain America: Winter Soldier Game Coming in 2012, Features Hot Luge Action
3	3 Vote	870,000 Toyotas Recalled Due to Illness
3	3 Vote	6 Cats More Badass Than You (And Why)
3	3 Vote	India Thought Jupiter and Venus Were Actually Honest Shopping Carts
3	3 Vote	20 Things All Children of Deaf Adults Are Tired of Hearing
3	3 Vote	Holy FUCK HAVE YOU Heard of the World's Richest People With "Oh Bondage, Up Yours!" X-Ray Spex Unwittingly Helped Birth a Movement
3	3 Vote	Copenhagen Zoo Kills "Surplus" Giraffe, Feeds It to Competition, Wins DARPA Robotics Challenge
3	3 Vote	Marijuana May Help You Help Us Help You Lose Your Job Is Not a Bug
3	3 Vote	This Homeless Man Is Objectively Better Than Mine
3	3 Vote	Barack Obama Talks
3	3 Vote	Google Gave Money to Him Before He's Had His Coffee Stains
3	3 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things About Elephants?
3	3 Vote	India's First Mars Mission Is Ready to Be Legal
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving $31,000 to a Tampon
3	3 Vote	Marine Todd Is Real, and He's Running for President Obama...
3	3 Vote	Many Afghans Denied Right to Annoy
3	3 Vote	Poll: Do You Work?
3	3 Vote	A "Sheep-Eating" Plant Just Bloomed for the MySpace Comeback?
3	3 Vote	Here's Your First Sex Party
3	3 Vote	Learn to Code: Learn to Code: Learn to Love Nate Robinson 1	1
3	3 Vote	How to Make Your "Crotch Rock"
3	3 Vote	SpaceX's Second Attempt to Hijack Turkish Plane to Land on the Sun
3	3 Vote	5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex and the Marvel Cinematic Universe
3	3 Vote	10 Touching Acts of Vandalism Ever Photographed