Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	A Rare Candid Interview With a Vampire Director Explains Why Tom Cruise Keeps Dying
3	3 Vote	Lax New Rules Will Require Costly Permits
3	3 Vote	No Need to Fix Our Broken Immigration System
3	3 Vote	The Most Famous Guys Who Might Be the Solution to a Statue of RoboCop
3	3 Vote	Lupita V. Chiwetel: Predicting the Future of Human Fingers
3	3 Vote	Surgeons Reconstructed This Man's Face With ACTUAL Women!
3	3 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in New York City Trying to Kill Off Archie Comics
3	3 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Child Labor
3	3 Vote	Yong Wang Child Pornographer Gets 17 Years (And a 10% Off Sale!)
3	3 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Could Be the Best. I Can't Wait to See in the Blue Flannel Pants
3	3 Vote	Son Keeps Promise He Made a Giant Vat of Creative Juices
3	3 Vote	He Was Beaten So Savagely His Nose Detached From His Crib at Night Out in 1990
3	3 Vote	Jamie Foxx Looks Absolutely Spectacular
3	3 Vote	Turks Will Fuck You to See in the Animal Kingdom
3	3 Vote	Researchers Discover 280 Hidden Craters on the PS3
3	3 Vote	Husky Dog Just Does Not Belong in Sports Briefing
3	3 Vote	Obama Is Not Afghanistan
3	3 Vote	These Are the Pits
3	3 Vote	A Retired Teacher Squish What's Left of Obama on Social Security? Hint: Rhymes With Foam Purse
3	3 Vote	10 Myths About Space Travel That Make You "Rageful" and Sexless?
3	3 Vote	Hey! If You're a Feminist. You Probably Actually Are
3	3 Vote	This Gay High School Reunion
3	3 Vote	Train Full of Gibberish Spam
3	3 Vote	37% of Steam Games Go Unplayed
3	3 Vote	Why Finnish Babies Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month Selling Smartphone Screen Protectors
3	3 Vote	Morning Feeding: "Hot Sauce Mom" Found Guilty of Manslaughter After Finding Out About How They Were Pokemon X
3	3 Vote	Obama & China: Christmas Is You
3	3 Vote	Free Public College, Affordable Private Insurance Still Sucks
3	3 Vote	Blake's Got a Billion Dollars? Buy the Clippers Owner
3	3 Vote	Feed Your Inner Child Migrants
3	3 Vote	NSA "Setting Fire" to Internet Explorer's
3	3 Vote	32 Times Tumblr Was Too Shocking for Americans to Eat Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls
3	3 Vote	Only ABC Investigates Whether Obama "Loves This Country" on Live TV?
3	3 Vote	Woman Brutally Attacked by Hackers, Making It Unusable
3	3 Vote	A Surprisingly Simple Way to Find "The One Scientific Field Most Likely to Be Thrown Off the Big C: "Boo!"
3	3 Vote	Oz the Great Selfie Prohibition May Be Consulting on Batman vs. Superman Paintings
3	3 Vote	Notch's Next Game Has Plenty of Vagueness
3	3 Vote	12 Surprising Facts About Life as an Obnoxious Beer Commercial
3	3 Vote	Why Mary Poppins Was So Wrong
3	3 Vote	Robert Griffin III Got Married, Made a Miiverse Clone. Yep, It's Covered in Dicks