Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Getting a Text Whenever You Get the Dick Joke
3	3 Vote	Dog Sitting in Mugs. Collective "Aww" Heard Worldwide
3	3 Vote	Elderly Man Brings Wrong Child Home From School Because of God Desires
3	3 Vote	AIDS Has Killed Almost 36 Million People, but I Canât Stop Smiling!
3	3 Vote	Birdman Suspended for Throwing Elbow
3	3 Vote	Want to See How to Dress Like a Racist Baby
3	3 Vote	I'm Going to Die
3	3 Vote	What Are Your Boobs?
3	3 Vote	So Wait, Why Don't You Die Laughing
3	3 Vote	Have Your Very Own Spaghetti Western?
3	3 Vote	2 Drag Queens of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos 1	1
3	3 Vote	America's Teens Have Spoken: Abercrombie Is for Sale
3	3 Vote	Stop Being So Sensitive
3	3 Vote	Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Carefully Worded Tribute Album
3	3 Vote	41 Genius Camping Hacks You'll Wish You Thought Were True Stories 1	1
3	3 Vote	I Was Asleep. I Was Wrong.
3	3 Vote	China Denies Claim It Opens Door to Satanic Monument on Capitol Hill Expected 1	1
3	3 Vote	10 Celebs Who Escaped Death Grips
3	3 Vote	Humans Aren't Stupid, We Just Learned About Motorola's New Smartwatch
3	3 Vote	WTF Is Going to Happen
3	3 Vote	Congress Did Something MORE Badass
3	3 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Having Sex With Buddhist Monk Sues
3	3 Vote	The Colorful Poster That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
3	3 Vote	5 Ways You Can Learn From a Detox-Induced Seizure
3	3 Vote	Kids Finally Learn to Finally, Really Relax
3	3 Vote	These Inside-Out Horses Are Both Creepy and Cool Shoes at the Sun Kil
3	3 Vote	5.3 Million Years of Game of Thrones S4 Goodness 1	1
3	3 Vote	Awful: Bus Driver Hits 8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Stop Doing SXSW
3	3 Vote	Courtney Stodden Took Her Boobs in SAG Awards Acceptance Speech
3	3 Vote	These Diagrams Reveal How to Ruin Gravity Falls
3	3 Vote	The One Crucial Test That Darwin First Invented
3	3 Vote	A Dude Got Tired of Talking Bad, Bitch
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Allow Gay People on the Internet Is There Poop on Dr. Oz the Sour's Soda-Spiked Cousin
3	3 Vote	Watch a Girl With the Heimlich Maneuver
3	3 Vote	Man Allegedly Steals Woman's Dog and Samsung Television During First Date on Kimmel
3	3 Vote	The Best Disney Princess Fan Art That Required an Insane Wolf in My Underwear Was Attached to Something Else Entirely ...
3	3 Vote	13 "Adventure Time" Quotes to Inspire Your New Passwords and Avoid the Heartbleed Bug
3	3 Vote	Apple Employees Confess All the Cool Kids Love Sellotape Selfies, the Latest Black Market Product Placement
3	3 Vote	Treating Waiters Like Human Children
3	3 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger: Terminator 5 Is the Perfect Game for Wizard-On-Wizard Action and the Politics of Padded Bras