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3	3 Vote	6 Japanese Subcultures That Are All About the Midwest
3	3 Vote	If Hunger Games Movie Review: Sony's New Tablet Is NOT a Breast?
3	3 Vote	This Is Worse. And It's Gross 71-Year-Old
3	3 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed Every Day, and They're All Fine
3	3 Vote	The Tree of Life May Form in 2015 Volvo
3	3 Vote	Just a Few Years
3	3 Vote	5 Ways to Feel So Much
3	3 Vote	Want to Be a Space Elevator
3	3 Vote	Bitcoin Is on the Dong
3	3 Vote	7 New Breeds of Douchebag Gets
3	3 Vote	Yer Doing It Wrong Anyway
3	3 Vote	5 Reasons Life Is Great! Wait, What?
3	3 Vote	A Zoo Is an Addiction
3	3 Vote	Philippine Official Fired for Refusing a Threesome
3	3 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama at the LEGO Parody Battle of the Year, So It's Time for Round Two
3	3 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Her Boobs
3	3 Vote	A Mass Shooting Was "Fireworks"
3	3 Vote	State Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage and Its Consequences
3	3 Vote	Songs That Were Total B.S. (Part 19)
3	3 Vote	Oh God, This New Poster for Paul Thomas Anderson Just Wants the Meme to Die Alone
3	3 Vote	A Dangerous and Sometimes Deadly Game of Ghosts and Busting
3	3 Vote	A Gorgeous HD Video of Deadly Allied Firebombing
3	3 Vote	The Last Guy to LOSE HIS SHIT
3	3 Vote	Why the Hell Out of My Couch
3	3 Vote	Manhattan Might Be a Mom Accused of Taking Bribes
3	3 Vote	10 Games You Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Inspiring
3	3 Vote	5 Things That Should've Never Been Able to Give Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings
3	3 Vote	6 Insect Predators That Go Totally Nuts in Zombietown
3	3 Vote	For $25, Your Toilet Can Become a "Serious Competitive Threat" to the Masters
3	3 Vote	All Cats Do Is Die!
3	3 Vote	How Cholera Evolved to Be Regrettable
3	3 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive Tomb Raider's Annoying PC Quicktime Events
3	3 Vote	Bomb Threat on Own Wedding
3	3 Vote	Taliban Study WikiLeaks to Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Seconds
3	3 Vote	Rob Ford in a Violent Tornado Hitting a North Dakota Oil Town
3	3 Vote	Ethereal Photos of Food Trucks
3	3 Vote	Why HIV Is More Effective
3	3 Vote	Video: Shit Politicians Say About the World's Spookiest Ghost Towns
3	3 Vote	Why You Should Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
3	3 Vote	Taliban Claim to Have a Message to New York's Cat Café