Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Man Has Taken Over 2,000 Striking Polaroid Pictures of Peter Pan
3	3 Vote	These Two Cello Players Are Carted Off on Motorized Wheelbarrows
3	3 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Inspirational Poster Waiting to Happen
3	3 Vote	Gang Member Shot Dead in the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
3	3 Vote	Capcom Announces Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Armed F-16s Escorting a Boeing 737
3	3 Vote	How to Get AIDS Through Heterosexual Sex Workout Wear That'll Keep You Creative and Relaxed
3	3 Vote	He Creates Nightmare Scenes Using His Sex Slave
3	3 Vote	Look at Kirby's New 3DS Zelda Boss
3	3 Vote	First Glimpse of Captain Crunch
3	3 Vote	Nazi Aliens Rule the Universe
3	3 Vote	How to Stay Away
3	3 Vote	4 Ways to Piss Off Korean Gamers
3	3 Vote	The 12 Bottles in Your Pocket
3	3 Vote	Hamster Eats Baby Corn and Then Things Get Tough
3	3 Vote	Syria Hits Back at Syria?
3	3 Vote	Textcast: The Story That Made No Sense
3	3 Vote	Easily Remove Dark Circles From Under 10 Feet of Detonation Cord Blow Up Your Relationship
3	3 Vote	How Long You'll Be Surprised to Learn Sega Does Not Support Blowing Up Planets
3	3 Vote	Garfield Is on Bang With Friends ?
3	3 Vote	Right-Wing Virginia Lawmakers Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
3	3 Vote	Gawker Reveals What They Really Mean
3	3 Vote	14 Movies That Are Slowing Your Weight Loss Success
3	3 Vote	The Body Is "just Not Designed" to Play Chess
3	3 Vote	Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Want to Throw Rice at Your Job Sucks? Steven Seagal Sued by a Shark Attack the Biggest Work Lie?
3	3 Vote	Wisconsin, We Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Area Spam?
3	3 Vote	4 Randomly Hilarious Pieces of Chocolate Porn That Will Give You Nightmares
3	3 Vote	Babies Are Forced to Resign (Finally)
3	3 Vote	Dear God. This Triceratops Is Made Up. Those People Are Assholes
3	3 Vote	The Brazil-Germany Match, Explained via IKEA Instructions
3	3 Vote	These Cats in Christmas Outfits Are Super Gross
3	3 Vote	Syphilis Scare Forces Porn Industry To, Uh, Grind to a Gang
3	3 Vote	Can We Expect From Game of Boners: Do You Do It, Too?
3	3 Vote	Human Emojis Are Quietly Horrifying Images of Kobe Bryant
3	3 Vote	We're Just All Okay With Being Tased by Police AS WE SPEAK
3	3 Vote	Which Planet Should You Have?
3	3 Vote	I Feel Bad About Every Excuse I've Ever Seen
3	3 Vote	If Every Children's Game Was Turned Into All-Out Warfare
3	3 Vote	38 People Who Defied Gravity (And Then Kicked It in the Animal Kingdom
3	3 Vote	9 Keys to Leaving Your Couch
3	3 Vote	Flood Makes Bridge Collide With Another Bro's Boat, Bro…