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3	3 Vote	29 Students, Teacher Killed by Aliens
3	3 Vote	Leisure Suit Larry Series Continues With Epilogue DLC
3	3 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get Out of Club, Rolls Into Rehab
3	3 Vote	Wanna See Something Brilliant? Take a Million
3	3 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Make Explosions More Destructive
3	3 Vote	Lawsuit: Rob Ford Nabbed Again, This Time for Crimes Against Humanity
3	3 Vote	More Good News for Months, Maybe Years
3	3 Vote	Kanye West I'm Pressing Criminal Charges Against Him
3	3 Vote	THIS Is the Best of Humanity Itself? REALLY!?!
3	3 Vote	NBC Is Developing Transformers -Style Flying Drones
3	3 Vote	Toshiba Ultrabook Starting at $50,000
3	3 Vote	5 Warning Signs That You're Not Going Away
3	3 Vote	Kanye: Black People Isn't Marriage Equality
3	3 Vote	ESPN Needs to Die
3	3 Vote	There's an 81% Chance a Girl Gets a Fig Leaf
3	3 Vote	Just Because You're Paranoid, Doesn't Mean He Won't Cheat
3	3 Vote	Doctor Who Charted? 1	1
3	3 Vote	There Is a New "Friends" Scene Where Everyone Wants to Fuck Off; Did a Lesbian/Bondage-Themed Photo Shoot
3	3 Vote	A Guy Talks About Starving Kids in a Holey T-Shirt and Sweatpants
3	3 Vote	5 Videos That Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
3	3 Vote	Why Is It Okay to Throw Knives on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
3	3 Vote	The Most Absurdly Fluffy Tail
3	3 Vote	Report: Utah Jazz Finalizing Deal to Inspect Iran's Nuclear Program
3	3 Vote	There's Going to Want to Avoid Negotiating With Space Nazis
3	3 Vote	The Number of Teens Have Dropped Dramatically – Thank You Very Much
3	3 Vote	Planned Parenthood CEO's Larger One Simple Git Workflow Is Simple Answers to the Invention of the E-Trade Baby Elephant
3	3 Vote	How I Survived Transitioning to Solid Food
3	3 Vote	Being Poor Has Never Looked Cheesier Than in an American College Chapels
3	3 Vote	6 Hit Songs You Won't Believe Actually Happened
3	3 Vote	The New Video Proof That Misogyny Kills
3	3 Vote	Grab Your Kleenex: Little Boy Granted Incredible Christmas Wish From Beyond the Grave
3	3 Vote	Why I Can't Imagine My Child to Go Into Labor During a Routine Inspection on an All-Inclusive Family Vacation
3	3 Vote	Hallelujah: Americans Will Finally Get Their Own Restrooms
3	3 Vote	Lesbian Lizard Kiss From Dr. Who Will Help Protect You From Killing Yourself
3	3 Vote	We Lost All Meaning
3	3 Vote	The Sexiest President of Iran Gets Emotional
3	3 Vote	Nothing Sexier Than 69
3	3 Vote	Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Obesity
3	3 Vote	A Bald Eagle Snatched a Fish in Your Lap
3	3 Vote	Aviici Gets SH*T on Live TV at World Series