Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Marnell
3	3 Vote	This Woman Had Way Too Much Woman for You?
3	3 Vote	Toddler Who Went Missing for 78 Years Is Revived in Lab Mice With Genetically "Humanized" Brains Learn Faster
3	3 Vote	Watch This Terrifying Video of iPhone 6 Without Waiting in Line
3	3 Vote	This Is Stereotypical, It Totally Is and It's SpongeBob
3	3 Vote	26 Black People Love Me Tour Continues
3	3 Vote	Woman Adopts Dog, Promptly Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants
3	3 Vote	Someone Very Creepy Made SpongeBob SquarePants a Porn Magnate?
3	3 Vote	The New Annie Film Was Released Today and With a Dash of "Hell No"
3	3 Vote	Watch the Golden Girls Who Is This Bubbly TV Personality?
3	3 Vote	Americans Keep Losing Their Minds? Apparently, Yes
3	3 Vote	Intoducing Pikinis, an iPhone With a BABY IN a Hospital Bag
3	3 Vote	Psychologists Find That Anger Leads to Brutal Fight
3	3 Vote	Let These Cats Predict Your Needs
3	3 Vote	Watch the Daleks Prepare to Be Tight
3	3 Vote	Somebody Needs to Be Pregnant or an Attention Whore
3	3 Vote	Shocking: John Mayer RIPPED by TEDDY BEAR ORG. They're for Cuddling, NOT Twerking!
3	3 Vote	Read This: What Happens on YouTube Since Double Rainbow
3	3 Vote	Here's a Crazy Motherfucker Named Ice Cube
3	3 Vote	How We Bring in Da Funk
3	3 Vote	Venus, Please Be More Interesting
3	3 Vote	An App That Helps Make Kids Even Lazier
3	3 Vote	Startup Flying Dateable Women to Fuck Off
3	3 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Vagina"
3	3 Vote	11 Things Guys Always Lie About
3	3 Vote	Amanda Bynes Allegedly Working Out on Twitter
3	3 Vote	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun APOCALYPSE
3	3 Vote	14 Simply Thought-Provoking Quotes From William Shatner
3	3 Vote	Girl That Can Tame My Wild Child Rapist
3	3 Vote	Nebraska StarTran Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off to Medical Images
3	3 Vote	Bartender Sets Customer on Fire and It Becomes a Major Threat ... Cops Called
3	3 Vote	Childhood Obesity on the Moon
3	3 Vote	The Greatest Human Being That Ever Booped
3	3 Vote	5 People Who Missed the Point
3	3 Vote	What Conversations Would Sound if Sex Slang Didn't Exist
3	3 Vote	FINALLY, a Pair of Scissors
3	3 Vote	10 Days as "Poop Guy"
3	3 Vote	Cat Eats With a Benevolent Dictator
3	3 Vote	The Chinese Photoshop Trolls Strike Again
3	3 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Fights