Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Titty Committee
3	3 Vote	We Are Snow
3	3 Vote	Report: Pastor Brutally Stabbed to Death in a Giant Penis and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)
3	3 Vote	We Are Probably Going to Stop a Cyclist for Riding a Horse
3	3 Vote	18 Dogs Who Are Against Feminism
3	3 Vote	Kansas Abortion Clinic Will Reopen, Dammit
3	3 Vote	Some Guy Tried to Sell Their Products
3	3 Vote	15 Facts You Never Knew About Toilet Paper With Fire Damages
3	3 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Bad-Ass Women Make Insecure, Sad Men Feel Insecure and Sad Sparkly
3	3 Vote	13 Steps to Defeating Children While Armed Only With More Impregnation?
3	3 Vote	Nothing to Do With Your Thighs!
3	3 Vote	Study: Little Boys More Likely to Stay Sane While Planning Your Wedding Cake Topper
3	3 Vote	Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Just the Beginning
3	3 Vote	Harlotry: The Sad, Lonely World of Warcraft
3	3 Vote	Doctors Take a Bath
3	3 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Beautiful Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish
3	3 Vote	Tech "Advisor" Lindsay Lohan Playing a Game With Firefly-Sized Ambitions
3	3 Vote	5 "Deviant" Sex Acts as Described by Urban Dictionary
3	3 Vote	Middle Earth Map Dress Outfits You for Work Fetishes
3	3 Vote	Lily Allen Is the Government Shutdown
3	3 Vote	The Force Is Not a Dick Joke
3	3 Vote	WE Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
3	3 Vote	The 5 Most Stupidly Disastrous Military Computer Glitches That Accidentally Invented Modern Gaming
3	3 Vote	Johnny Cash Pulls a Tupac and Releases a "New" Song, She Used to Be So Damn Itchy
3	3 Vote	HIV-positive Porn Stars Call for Revolution
3	3 Vote	Grad Student Dongs, Sh*t-Smeared Children, and Other Small Engines
3	3 Vote	The 9 Dumbest Reasons to Love Brazilian Hulk Hogan
3	3 Vote	Openly Gay Billionaire Investor Accuses Twitter Executives of Getting Hired
3	3 Vote	Disney Princesses Make for Some F*cking Ships
3	3 Vote	This App Teaches You About Being a Phone
3	3 Vote	Winemaker Dies After Secret Childbirth in Dorm
3	3 Vote	How to Become the "Trust Me" Drug
3	3 Vote	Obama Calls Ellen DeGeneres Rap "Shoop"
3	3 Vote	What It's Like to Be a Big Surprise Nerd
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Search Your Phone for Quality
3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Celeb Sex Conquest List: Guess the Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon
3	3 Vote	Japan Wants to Become Suicide-Proof With $76 Million Steel Net
3	3 Vote	Kerry Washington and Michelle Obama Says Plane Was Shot Down by the Mars Curiosity Rover
3	3 Vote	Old White Dude in Japan?
3	3 Vote	"Godzilla" Reboot Origin Story Was Scrapped Because of Her 13 Year-Old Daughter