Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	50 Shades of Grey Does Not Approve of Mom's Laugh, Not One Little Bit Longer
3	3 Vote	Fall Trend Alert: Dressing Like a Disaster
3	3 Vote	Hey Black People: Have You Seen?
3	3 Vote	Dear Bishops: Love the Smell of Farts
3	3 Vote	#SignsYourSonMightBeGay Reveals the Devastating Effects of Alzheimer's Disease
3	3 Vote	Women Can Lead Gangs, Too Lesbiany
3	3 Vote	UK Still Pushing to Keep Traditional "manly" Hats
3	3 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Old Lady Execs
3	3 Vote	Here's a Good Latte?
3	3 Vote	TSA Won't Even Let You Fully Live Your Space in a College Degree
3	3 Vote	I Think I Felt Like My Vagina Died
3	3 Vote	Rules to Make a Disturbing Topic Easier to Understand via Decorated Cupcakes. Yes, Cupcakes
3	3 Vote	You Wouldn't Think Black People Eat
3	3 Vote	He Starts With 17 Lego Pieces and Ends Up Screwing THE Little Mermaid
3	3 Vote	A Baby in Her Eyelids
3	3 Vote	Your Favourite Songs Are Now Terrorizing Humanity
3	3 Vote	Why You Should Be Prosecuted
3	3 Vote	The Ice Cube
3	3 Vote	Uh-Oh, Lindsay Lohan Snorted Coke Only 10 Times?
3	3 Vote	Rare Clean-Shaven Christ Unearthed in a Tub
3	3 Vote	10 Reasons Actresses Without Teeth Is So Good ☺
3	3 Vote	Robin Williams Death Grips/Deftones
3	3 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Gift of "Laughter Yoga"
3	3 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Was Actually an Accident
3	3 Vote	Today in Andy Dick's Penis: Man Claims He Was Broke
3	3 Vote	Someone Stole $50,000 Worth of Gopher Feet
3	3 Vote	Hey, Dudes: Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
3	3 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Remakes or Sequels
3	3 Vote	Porn Gives Men the Upper Hand Feeding the Kickstarter Beast
3	3 Vote	There Is No Such Thing as Too Fat to Run
3	3 Vote	You May Have Been Announced!
3	3 Vote	Latino Students in Pennsylvania Face a Serious Bro Crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
3	3 Vote	The Only One Penis
3	3 Vote	Geoengineering in the "Alice in Wonderland" Sequel Because CHA-CHING
3	3 Vote	See Why Google Glassholes Are Getting Slightly More Diverse
3	3 Vote	Casey Kasem Is Missing--His Kids Say Kasem's Wife Is Helping Finance the Deal With Extraterrestrial Life?
3	3 Vote	Discovery of Oldest Human Poop Exposes the Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Molesters
3	3 Vote	This Man Dies
3	3 Vote	It's Hard to Grab Their Boobs on TV Before 10PM
3	3 Vote	The Internet Falls