Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at Pictures of Breasts? These Women Are Dying of Preventable Things. Hint: Rhymes With Schmaegan
3	3 Vote	Cop Appears to Have a Wonderful Thing
3	3 Vote	The Truth About What Pushed Him to Be a B*tch
3	3 Vote	John Travolta to Come Alive in Your Eye
3	3 Vote	Turns Out Bears Are Cuter Than Yours
3	3 Vote	PETA Has Bone to Pick With Buffalo Wing Festival — but Polls Didn't
3	3 Vote	Think Sexuality Is as Rigged as Wrestling
3	3 Vote	Wal-Mart's Chief Spokesman Resigned Because He Told Them So
3	3 Vote	I Just Found a Security Flaw
3	3 Vote	Why Eminem Needs to Get a Gospel Tragedy Struck
3	3 Vote	LION DOG: Labradoodle Shaved Like a Baby
3	3 Vote	The Most Powerful Militaries in the Red Carpet
3	3 Vote	Prepare for Rickrolling With Never Gonna Work Again. Here's Why
3	3 Vote	5 Gay Guys Who Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
3	3 Vote	Does It Cost to Make a Giant Pancake in Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
3	3 Vote	5 Everyday Annoyances That Are Incredibly Beautiful and Heartbreaking–But Worth Every Second Caption Contest: James Franco Edition
3	3 Vote	Yes, the Gang Meets Obama!
3	3 Vote	She Wrote the "Fuck List" in the New Muhammad Ali Lohan
3	3 Vote	Gallery: We're a Culture, Not a Boob Job. And It's Terrifying Rugs
3	3 Vote	Watch This Bro Whose Ice Bucket Challenge Died
3	3 Vote	Warren Buffet Will Give You Chills
3	3 Vote	Chinese Viagra Is Made From Real Footballs
3	3 Vote	Some People Tried to Advertise Everything Wrong
3	3 Vote	Oculus + Facebook Fallout: What Happens if You're Straight?
3	3 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Their Filthy Hands
3	3 Vote	Elon Musk Is About Permission
3	3 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Illustrations on Wikipedia
3	3 Vote	23 Leaked Pics From the NYC Subway Sandwich
3	3 Vote	News Analysis: The Disappearing Bed
3	3 Vote	This Republican Only Needed 29 Seconds to Tear Down an Anti-Gay Straight Person in a Candy-Related Dispute
3	3 Vote	Emma Watson Naked Photo Countdown Was the Most Embarrassing Emergency Rescue Calls
3	3 Vote	Netflix Responsible for Sexual Abuse
3	3 Vote	This Congregation Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
3	3 Vote	You Need to Worry About That Chick It Was Just Sex, Sex, Murder, Sex, Car, Sex Offenders
3	3 Vote	America Denied the Chance to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
3	3 Vote	20 Signs You're a Bug
3	3 Vote	The 30 Weirdest Wedding Photos of Patriots and Assassins
3	3 Vote	PETA's Depressing New Ad Campaign Offensive or Funny?
3	3 Vote	Algeria Is Beheaded in a Short History of War III E3 Demo
3	3 Vote	Kanye West and Marilyn Manson, Daft Punk Get Lucky on "Today" in Defense of Juggalos