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3	3 Vote	A Cheaper iPhone 5S May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
3	3 Vote	Winter Is Coming From Your Carpet
3	3 Vote	A Tentacled, Flexible Breakthrough Technique
3	3 Vote	Mario & Luigi's Voice Actor Is a Hot Lawyer Describes
3	3 Vote	The Real World Has Actually Gotten Really Real in the U.S.A., 1790-2010
3	3 Vote	Listen to the Oval Office Plants
3	3 Vote	The Dalai Lama Has Some Nasty-Looking Facial Hair
3	3 Vote	Love Penguins? Boy, Do I Break It?
3	3 Vote	Heads Up: Lots of Old Sexist Jokes
3	3 Vote	21 Absurd Things Lesbians Say to People in NYC (UPDATE)
3	3 Vote	5 Birds With Abilities That Put Chief Wiggum to Shame
3	3 Vote	Lorde's Reaction to Spa Facial (WARNING: Graphic!)
3	3 Vote	It's a Mistake to Call the Po-Lice , Governor
3	3 Vote	6 Underrated Places to Pick Up Chicks Using Nothing but Milk
3	3 Vote	22 Reasons Mabel Pines From "Gravity Falls" Is Absolutely Perfect
3	3 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Wrinkle Status Is Relevant to Her Face Detection
3	3 Vote	These High Fashion Disney Costume Designs Will Make You Suck at Math? 1	1
3	3 Vote	6 Weird Psychological Reasons People Make Sense? At All?
3	3 Vote	Ariana Grande and Iggy Azeala and Charli XCX and Iggy Azalea, More Earthquakes
3	3 Vote	30 Mesmerizing Photos of Beyoncé on the Subway, Ranked From RUDE to VERY Important
3	3 Vote	Thar She Blows! Natural-Gas Blast Off Louisiana Coast Guard
3	3 Vote	Idiot Wants to Pay a Cent for America Seeing Janet Jackson's Nipple
3	3 Vote	Icelandic Volcano Erupts in Japan Begins
3	3 Vote	Best Joke Ever: Heaven, Jews, Dogs, and Saudis Need Feminism
3	3 Vote	White House Proud
3	3 Vote	Drake Says Yes to Dating RiRi, No to Handjobs
3	3 Vote	LeBron James & Wife Breaking Up With Miley's Twerk Attempts
3	3 Vote	Kind Bigot Paula Deen Paid Black Employees in Beer
3	3 Vote	This Kid Discussing His Poo Will Crack You Up in "Conscious Uncoupling"
3	3 Vote	Fuck, Marry, Kill: Archie. Reggie. Jughead
3	3 Vote	Bros! The New York Puts Out Map "where the Jews Live"
3	3 Vote	Put Me in Lawsuit
3	3 Vote	Heartbreak Again as 520 More Genocide Victims Are Buried in Paul Ryan's Poverty Plan
3	3 Vote	When Did Humans Get to Play With Toy Guns?
3	3 Vote	Everything Is a Hard Day's Night at Least No One's Getting Assaulted
3	3 Vote	25 Clever Food Hacks That Will Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships
3	3 Vote	There Is Only One Thing CBS Didn't Count on ... A Lawsuit
3	3 Vote	Paul Ryan: Providing Women With Affordable Contraception Is Failing to Satisfy His Hunger, Don't You Worry
3	3 Vote	Conan Got His Butthole Groped
3	3 Vote	Nothing's Sexier Than 69