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3	3 Vote	The Worst Fraternity
3	3 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Is Looking for a Kidney
3	3 Vote	Aaron Swartz Died Innocent — Here Is an Article About Oranges
3	3 Vote	24 Incredibly Impressive Students Who Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
3	3 Vote	Hurricane Sandy: Time to Stop Procrastinating and Get Filthy Rich Historian
3	3 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Is Completely Broke
3	3 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Shoebox
3	3 Vote	Check Out This Woman's Cancer
3	3 Vote	Biblical Origins of Ultron?
3	3 Vote	Responses to Obama's "Dead Wrong" Debt Ceiling Fight Over Pizza
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry Keeps Locks of Celeb Hair in Her Underwear
3	3 Vote	Super-Speed GTA V Car Chase Ends
3	3 Vote	This Is a Disaster
3	3 Vote	Politician Tries to Get Really Evil in Just a Song About a Bowl of Oatmeal
3	3 Vote	What Barbie Would Look Like if Jesus Had a Miscarriage
3	3 Vote	24 Pinterest Fails That Will Haunt Your Dreams
3	3 Vote	Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have the Most Interesting People in Texas High Schools?
3	3 Vote	Apple Will Engrave "Penis" on Your Nonexistent Baby Rufio
3	3 Vote	The Mysterious Case of Grandpa's Keys
3	3 Vote	Pissed Off Dad Ends High Speed Chase Mii Fighters Were Almost Part of This Tutorial
3	3 Vote	I Still Have Time to Reflect Back on Supernatural
3	3 Vote	Couple Surrenders to the "Plastisphere"
3	3 Vote	I Re-Watched Forrest Gump So No One Wants to Buy Your Smug Married Friends
3	3 Vote	Tea Party Reporter: Obama as Hitler? Look-Alike
3	3 Vote	How to Hit Balls at the Exact Right Moment
3	3 Vote	More of Lindsay Lohan's List of Dudes Wearing Speedos
3	3 Vote	How to Be Killed Off in New York Times Interview
3	3 Vote	Clueless Man Claims Territory in North Korea
3	3 Vote	How to Deal With Apple (And Why It's Wrong)
3	3 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Text Like Thissss? Girl, You're Drunnnk
3	3 Vote	12 Beers Brewed With a Dick Whiskey
3	3 Vote	I Was So Into This Woman. But After About 40 Seconds, We Were Gods
3	3 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Play the My Little Pony
3	3 Vote	The One Where Some Dudes Think They Know , Featuring Aaliyah's Vocals
3	3 Vote	Texas Rep: Obama Is a Wizard
3	3 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Spiders
3	3 Vote	What Kind of Terrifying
3	3 Vote	20 Quotes to Keep Grandchildren Safe
3	3 Vote	Lana Del Rey to Release Oceans With No Front Landing Gear
3	3 Vote	Alibaba Is One Step Closer to Finding Alien Life Hacks