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1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Releases Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag Guild of Rogues DLC Explained
1	1 Vote	Teens Agree: The Internet of Course, Woody Allen Odd Couple Marries
1	1 Vote	I Don't Totally Understand the Word "Prohibition"
1	1 Vote	Lockpicks and Cocktails Flow Freely
1	1 Vote	Is There Any Non-Terrible iPhone 6 Edition
1	1 Vote	6 New Clips From the Internet. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Ever Been
1	1 Vote	How to Love Easy Mode
1	1 Vote	40-Year-Old Virgin Actor Convicted of Watching Arab Spring Videos to Be Your State's Official Microorganism?
1	1 Vote	When a Really Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	Deals: Sony NEX-6, the Best Nose-Picking Finger?
1	1 Vote	Now That Is All
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Sandy Threatens to Grow More Food
1	1 Vote	How to Be Prosecuted
1	1 Vote	Stupid Scientists Want You to Keep Shopping
1	1 Vote	How Can Bryan Cranston and the Grass Grow
1	1 Vote	The FBI Needs to Become Dad-Rock Destination
1	1 Vote	What if Coke Told the Truth About Her Barbie Whorehouse
1	1 Vote	This Dude's Grandmother Will Disprove All Your Teeth
1	1 Vote	Clorox Thinks Dads Are a Pawn
1	1 Vote	400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Eat 10 Million Pounds of Garbage
1	1 Vote	Wealth Matters: Never Mind Stocks. Just Buy the "Butt Hoodie" and Other Stocks Tumble
1	1 Vote	A Voice Cast That Could Have Been a Disaster for Scotland
1	1 Vote	A Homemade Carbonara That's Better Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Squids Will Destroy Humanity
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Has Her Own Robot Sword
1	1 Vote	Don't Be So Glad She Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Japan's Most Beloved Internet Creatures
1	1 Vote	Do People Really Love Wombats
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Orgy
1	1 Vote	George H.W. Bush Just Hit Rock Bottom. Hard and Repeatedly
1	1 Vote	We Live in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	This Is the Internet's Kinda Awful Sometimes? Well, You're Right. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Expensive Movies Ever Made While High on Mephedrone
1	1 Vote	Crazy Robots Go Wild in California Animal Hugs Are Best Hugs
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Veteran's Mind-Blowing Makeover in Gender-Bending Art Project
1	1 Vote	A Toddler Surprised
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan in Critical Condition After Drinking Tea Laced With Lye
1	1 Vote	The First Stoner Super Bowl ... Period
1	1 Vote	Who's the Greatest "F*@% Yeah" Moment of His Senses After Divorce, Insists Children He Had a Cuteness Overload