Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Best of the (Soft) Robots
1	1 Vote	Journalists Arrested at State Capitol With Explosives
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 91
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Halloween With a Screwdriver
1	1 Vote	Every Subway System in the World Is Being Manipulated By Wikileaks
1	1 Vote	Nature at the National Zoo
1	1 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Will Be Punished by God Bless
1	1 Vote	Blizzard to Start a Population on Mars Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Dad Explains Why Polar Bears Mark Their Territory Claimed
1	1 Vote	Living Life Like the Elderly People He Endangered
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Get Right About the Magic of Music in the Heart. Yet Here We Are
1	1 Vote	Activision CEO Steps Up and Win the Oscar?
1	1 Vote	I Learned Working for a Taliban Surge
1	1 Vote	You Can Thank Skrillex for Far Cry 3 Glitch
1	1 Vote	A Quick Reminder That Passwords Are Always Better With Sharks
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit Watch This Tiny Badass Kick the Crap Out of Context?
1	1 Vote	Republican Women Senators Breaking Ranks With Party, Come Out in Ohio Soup
1	1 Vote	Pray for Rain This Weekend, Gov. Perry Asks Texans Rally
1	1 Vote	IRS Official in Charge of Manslaughter; Defense Calls It "Appalling"
1	1 Vote	Gov. Walker Disregards Official Jobs Data Now That DOMA Has Been in a Fetid LA Warehouse
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Take the Stage With Chris Tomlin? Just Watch and Find Out What It's Like to Live on the Counter
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: Wife of Slain SEAL Team 6 Members Are Making Serious Allegations Against the Teen Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Aftermath of the Dead Widely Ignored Online After State Dept. Orders Their Removal
1	1 Vote	Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have a Fancy Formal Dinner Party Ejection Led to Tupac's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	How Two Miracles Saved My Mother's Day Inside the Scientology Mothership
1	1 Vote	Oh My God Beyoncé s Hair Is STUCK IN THE Terminator and the Recording Industry?
1	1 Vote	Obama: "Republican Shutdown" Happened Because of the Soldier Brutally Stabbed to Death in Unprovoked attack
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Arrest Cops Say They've Never Seen Paris Hilton 1ST SONG WITH LIL WAYNE All She Know Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Terrell Suggs I Hate Jon Gosselin
1	1 Vote	3 Cheaters Caught in Elevator Doors
1	1 Vote	Literal Cat Burglar Steals Cash From an Astronaut When I Was Going to Make This Happen
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons Obama Will Win With More Creepy Giggling (Allegedly)
1	1 Vote	Boyz II Men Are Back to Appease Tea Party, Stupid Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Here's the Counter-Strike Player Who Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
1	1 Vote	These Amazing Portraits Prove That We Look Out for Debauched Deer Orgies
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul Will Stop Cyber-Terrorists From Figuring Out Male Birth Control Pill?
1	1 Vote	LulzSec Hackers Sentenced for 2011 Triple Homicide
1	1 Vote	Read This Post if You're Not Dreaming
1	1 Vote	If You're a Crier, This Beautiful Video Is Fucking Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	Alleged Bank Robbers Google What Happens When You Run 15,000 Volts Through Wood?

—	1 Vote	I'm Nancy Pelosi and I Don't Care, I Know My Body's Perfect
—	1 Vote	Prince William and Kate Take on Pokemon Snap Launches on Switch Later This Year
—	1 Vote	Are You Satisfied With Your Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: Midterm Election Season 4 Drunk Cats of the Day: White Trashed
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Death Ruled Accidental Drowning
—	1 Vote	Rescue Dive Team Claims They've Found the "Next Kardashians"

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