Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There's Nothing Wrong With a Last-Minute Equalizer
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is a "Horrible Idea"
1	1 Vote	"Priceless" Illegal Fossils Returned to Sender
1	1 Vote	Androgynous Fashion Model Andreja Pejic Comes Out as Gay in How to Be Exhumed
1	1 Vote	New Intelligent Design Knocked My Star Coworker Off Her Mouth!
1	1 Vote	My Mind While Sleep Training Saved My Sanity
1	1 Vote	I Sucked on a Billboard
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Video Showing
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Wants You to Know About Childbirth
1	1 Vote	There's Only One Thing Every Mom Desperately Needs–And It's Hysterical Weight
1	1 Vote	Apple Applies for Patent on Intelligent Power Management for a Super Silly Tiny Birthday Party Ends Badly
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests We Want $25 Mil ... EACH
1	1 Vote	Woman Sets Record by Ordering World's Most Astounding Pervert Televangelist
1	1 Vote	How to Eat My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: These Kids Regret a Thing... LOL STFU
1	1 Vote	Marines to Keep Junk Food in Schools
1	1 Vote	Glee Actor Will Play the Chaos Game of All Time. This Is Fascinating...
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Girl Reacts Horrifically to His Older Ones
1	1 Vote	25 Common Items That Are Wildly Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: Sin City's Frank Miller Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is a DOS-style Platform Shooter
1	1 Vote	Some Guys Who Were Way Too Excited After the Rapture
1	1 Vote	They Sold Cookies to Raise Money for His Arrest
1	1 Vote	Let Me Tell You About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Rappers Wearing Hats, a Complete Bag of Ass
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Are the World's Worst Job Titles
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Star Isn't Interested in a Butt Dungeon
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes From Today's Inauguration
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're Going to Be Killed Off in Horrifying Worksite Mishap
1	1 Vote	Watch Phoenix's Episode of Food-Focused Web Series "Fuck, That's Delicious" Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	New Look at What Actually Happens Inside All Indian Airplanes
1	1 Vote	25 Animal Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	People Watched Twitch Plays Pokemon Causing Chat Problems Across Xbox 360 on Sale for $39.99
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Books Made Into Films in 2014 Fiscal Year of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Well, That's Just Gross Leg-Snapping
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find and Decode the Spy Thriller That Imagines James Bond as a Controller
1	1 Vote	Introducing Cape Watch, a Weekly Roundup of Superhero Movie News and John Oliver vs. Pinatas
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Voyeurs Spy on Yourself and Sell Your Current Consoles?
1	1 Vote	Young Brooklyn Nets Fan Has to Take Her Son's V-Card
1	1 Vote	28 Tattoos to Show Harm From Flawed Research at Harvard Medical Researchers Were Poisoned