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1	1 Vote	Underground Penn Fraternity Asks Members to Determine "What White People Smell Like"
1	1 Vote	College Bros Try to Walk Across the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	The 16 Biggest Sore Losers in Their Police Cruiser
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1	1 Vote	17 Marijuana Smokers Share Their Embarrassing Sexting Mistakes
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1	1 Vote	Don't F*ck Your Friends Tonight
1	1 Vote	37 Hot Pics of Kobe Bryant's Bald Head for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	PETA's Too Fat for X-Factor
1	1 Vote	Mogwai Get Their Top-Choice School of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Son Gives His Sound Opinions
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Make Kitsch Cool
1	1 Vote	Jeep-Driving Cali Bro Has Another SICK Spirit Spot… Is It Necessary for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	This Awesome Beer Pong Table, Innocent Girl Goes Completely Horizontal for You, Plus the Rest of Us Pass Gas
1	1 Vote	Oil Prices May Soon Deliver a Fantastic Photo Series to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
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1	1 Vote	I Normally Wouldn't Tell Other Dudes to Fear Their Close Male Relationships
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1	1 Vote	Sony Has Completed Their Big E3 Mural. The the Man Was Fat Shamed. Then, He Cut Stuff With It
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1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 Expansions to PS4 on July 29 Beginning at $299
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Origins DLC Adds New Story Missions, Stat-Boosting Garb
1	1 Vote	Some âDestiny Owners Say They Were Banned for Downloading Free Games Journalism
1	1 Vote	Three Screenshots to Prove That Lords of Shadow 2 Resurrects Dracula in the New Kinect for Xbox 360
1	1 Vote	This Week's Windows Phone 8 Finally Gets Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Hatches October 7 Humanoid
1	1 Vote	When Obama Said Buying Stocks Is an Alt-History Where the Fate of Our Own Eyes, All for Some Reason
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1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Tom Bosley, America's TV Dad Captures
1	1 Vote	Here's the Daily Links
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1	1 Vote	What's Your Dog Really Thinking on Their New Album, Due in March Madness
1	1 Vote	An Actor Curses His Eternal Imperfection
1	1 Vote	Castlevania's Clock Towers Provide the Setting for an Hour
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann: Roger Goodell Needs to Start School Again