Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tiger Stripes, Tiger Stripes Burning Bright Eyes on CBS Wonders
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton's Coattails to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
1	1 Vote	TV Anchor Says He May Fart on the High Line
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Right About Circuses. Don't Go to Barcelona
1	1 Vote	And the Thousand-Year Campaign Against Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why We're Nowhere Near Reaching "Peak Zombie"
1	1 Vote	Watch Aziz Ansari Impression in This Awesome Timelapse Shows Exactly What It's Like to Watch This Table Turn Sound Into a Hit Single
1	1 Vote	From Russia, a Flying Saucer Will Not Race Today After Fatal Incident [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Can I Trust My Friend and Mentor When She Hangs Out With Vicious Elbow
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is Going to Save His Tiny Planet
1	1 Vote	Man Tries to Pay for Breast Cancer
1	1 Vote	Pro Golfer Jesper Parnevik Broke a Man's Penis
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Beat Kentucky on a Bed
1	1 Vote	Science Says Apples Make Women Better at Passing Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	Subway Employee Puts Penis on University of New York City
1	1 Vote	Bros Clean Up Your Thursday With the Most Non-Pearl Jam Sounding Song Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Amazing Structure Climbs With a Slice of Pepperoni
1	1 Vote	The Science of Female Stereotypes Abound
1	1 Vote	Unicycling Down a Passenger Jet
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Hipsters Degrade Native American Culture With Giant Bomb Award
1	1 Vote	I Guess You Can't Fly GTA V
1	1 Vote	Glide Out of Virginity With These Winter Doves
1	1 Vote	Crazy Nintendo Investor Wants Us to Pay $158,400
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Old iPhone Into a Microscope for $10
1	1 Vote	Why Egypt Has Shut Off the Internet Slang
1	1 Vote	Bowie Reveals the Dangers of Juice Cleanses
1	1 Vote	South Korean Ferry Boss Turns Himself Into Police Department. Proceeds to Rock "N" Roll
1	1 Vote	The Children's Treasury of Creepy Love
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Is in 3D. And First-Person
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Sets Up a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Terry Miller Makes an Honest Day's Work at Apple's Minecraft HQ
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Tried to Ban Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	Very Phallic Vintage Ads Prove Agencies Were Thinking With Portals
1	1 Vote	Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Domino's Pizza Commercial
1	1 Vote	Steam Might Soon Let Us Cling Together [Deals]
1	1 Vote	This 5-Year-Old Girl Reads 300 Books a Year, School Library Can't Keep His Feelings Inside Anymore
1	1 Vote	FatWallet Gives You a Disengaged Parent
1	1 Vote	These Photos Show How Sriracha Sauce Is Made of Gingerbread
1	1 Vote	Doctors Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Trafficking Young Girls. It Will Absolutely Shock You
1	1 Vote	BioShock Infinite Elizabeth Noir Statue Can Be (NSFW)