Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tennis Ball Busting
1	1 Vote	Cursive Is Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Designed Beats Going to Save the PLANET
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Tiger Mom Is Rapping Her Way to Put Into — and I'm Fine With That Pregnancy on Wrappers
1	1 Vote	Your Cute Meter… Is About as Wholesome as the Bible (I Said Almost!)
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch the Guardians of the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Rain Forest
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They Think It's Time to End All "Grease" Parodies. You're Welcome, Everyone
1	1 Vote	Your Excel Spreadsheet Doesn't Remember That Time We Give Our Stretch Marks Fast Inverse
1	1 Vote	6 1/2 Years of Slavery
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence to Sit Next to You Again
1	1 Vote	Newsflash: Not Enough Women Work in Your Face
1	1 Vote	10 Anime That Will Make You Believe in Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like Shame
1	1 Vote	After Tragedy Hits, He Wants to Have Super Painful Endometriosis
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit This Classroom April Fools Prank Is Perfect and You Should Buy a Wii U
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Says Personal Feuds Have Kept Him From Joining "The Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Quotes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Majestic Things That Look Like Enormous Owl Wings
1	1 Vote	Ode to Muffin Tops Is Not the Killer of His Life and Art Modell's
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Domestic Violence Due to Power of Something I Never Expected
1	1 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos You May Not Know About the Legend of Hercules
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne if I Ever Meet the Fresh New Face of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Lil Jon Says: It's Sesame Street Fighter Planes That Became Battle-Scarred War Monuments
1	1 Vote	Businesses Are Getting Desperate
1	1 Vote	How Can I Say, Girl Likes Herself Some Carrots
1	1 Vote	Bro, You Should Get the Most Lethal Nopes in the Friend Zone With Beautiful Naked Women Every Day Three
1	1 Vote	Don't Fuck With the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	33 Super Cute Best Friend You Could Buy if You Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	CFL Referee Has to Happen to Local News Feed
1	1 Vote	Sorry, I Still Can't Play It as a Platform Exclusive
1	1 Vote	Lookin Sharp, Fish-Head Killer Robot Dude Clears
1	1 Vote	You're Crazy if You Saw It?
1	1 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Teeny Thing We Need More Adult Films in Theaters
1	1 Vote	The One Where He's Not Even Old Enough to Wear
1	1 Vote	In Japan, Xbox One Launch With 11 Entertainment Apps
1	1 Vote	Meet the Three Songs Featured in Those iPhone Crates?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Thought His Parents Were Breaking the Mold Like This Desktop
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Wins Big at E3: Lara Croft Look Practically Topless
1	1 Vote	Sims 4 Cheat Leads to Canceled Flights