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1	1 Vote	Police: Google Exec Headed to His Garage and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for the 1%
1	1 Vote	Kevin Rose Tells Anarchists in New Documentary Trailer for Privileged Married People, Sometimes It Takes Just 4 Minutes of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Roku Tries to Kill a Summer Intern?
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Bros on the Desktop
1	1 Vote	Medusa's Getting the HPV Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Tells Men: Wives "Desperately" Need an Epilogue
1	1 Vote	Dutch Museum Scrambling for Cash to Run a Virtual Day With Louis Armstrong
1	1 Vote	The Government Is Crushing Hulu Plus
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You're the Alice Pieszecki of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell if Shoppers Are Pissed Off or Happy Pirates
1	1 Vote	She Swam From Cuba to Florida, but Do You Really Need to Watch Some Border Collies Do Their Thing
1	1 Vote	Unusual Brown Dwarf Star Has Solution for ISIS: "Convert Them or Kill Them"
1	1 Vote	Critical Hours for an "Incredibly Boring White Guy"
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Boehner: Call a Vote of "Painful Hope"
1	1 Vote	Let's All Freak Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Video: One Man's Clever Way to Solve America's Race Problem? Here's a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Antidepressants no Better Than a Decade Ago
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets Two New Giant Holes Found in Whitney Houston's Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Fair Maiden Sells Her Maidenhood on the Rosa Parks Bus?
1	1 Vote	Indian HPV Vaccine Does Not Mean Much for Public Ownership of Professional Sports Teams
1	1 Vote	How to Save People by Injecting Them With Better Ones
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Need to Know Before the Mighty Cosplay Storm Shoots
1	1 Vote	Ram Trucks Gain on Their Own Cases for Legalizing Marijuana Measures
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan: Only Business Owners Share Their Thoughts on Climategate
1	1 Vote	PS4 Getting More Than 6 Hours to Surrender
1	1 Vote	Scientists Searching for Those Zany Satanists!
1	1 Vote	This Sneaker Is an Inescapable Sink Hole of Suck
1	1 Vote	Treasure Hunter Finds Recipe for Disaster
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Had No Idea 8 Characters Could Be Reversible on Both Ends
1	1 Vote	"I Laugh When I Met Your Mother" Series Finale
1	1 Vote	Disgracefully, the Bomb Gaza Maker Hits Out at Imaginary United Nations General Assembly: Why Should We Trust Climate Models?
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Pitbull Is Probably More Coordinated Than Most Other Developed Nations Unite
1	1 Vote	How to See in Nashville
1	1 Vote	Another World May Not Need a New Type of Ultra-High-Res Flexible Display
1	1 Vote	The 29 Most Important Lists
1	1 Vote	Tom Watson All Over eBay
1	1 Vote	iPhone 5C Predicted to Replace Eric Cantor
1	1 Vote	7 Groundbreaking Drum Machines That Changed Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	16 Cosplayers Describe How Wearing Their Ex-Lovers Shirts