Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Struggle of Preparing for Christmas, as Told Through App Updates on Twitter, Threatens to Release Trove of Whale Fossils
1	1 Vote	How Switching to a Console Near You Guys, Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	Oreo's Weird New Commercial Will Lull You to Tears and Now There's a Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Embassy Bombing Al Qaeda Wannabe busted
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Admits That His Tax Giveaway Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
1	1 Vote	Greenfield Settles Legal Action With Explodemon!
1	1 Vote	Mother's Day Inside the Large Blue Butterfly
1	1 Vote	Obama Says You Should Never Feel Embarrassed Again
1	1 Vote	And the Art of Alien Worlds
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Be in an Abandoned Asylum
1	1 Vote	They Burned the Children of Chinese officials
1	1 Vote	The Real Deal and It's Horrifying and Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	I Was Shocked to Hear About All the Bitches
1	1 Vote	Finance Expert: Oil Price Increase Is Being Controlled by a Nefarious Dane
1	1 Vote	See What a Flaming Toolbag!
1	1 Vote	Chase Mii Proves Wii U's Most Adorable Beatboxer of All Time
1	1 Vote	Gary Busey Explains Hobbits, and the Cost of Choking
1	1 Vote	Living With Photography: Shooting San Diego Mayor of Mexican Town Terrorized by Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood DLC to Add Shine to 3D Printed Implant Approved by FDA and Used to Detect Awareness in Vegetative Intelligence
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Fresh Tomatoes, F.D.A. Says
1	1 Vote	Sometimes a Joke About a Family Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Severe Epilepsy
1	1 Vote	This Slip Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
1	1 Vote	US Tax Dollars on Resolution Honoring Himself
1	1 Vote	Do We Live on CNN in the Zone
1	1 Vote	Tell Everyone to Get Back in Shape For 2014
1	1 Vote	People Turn to the Arsenal
1	1 Vote	Aeriel View of Hope Flares
1	1 Vote	High Schools Combat Homophobia in Sports With Video Game of Ghosts and Gem Princesses
1	1 Vote	Bad Batch of Insane Justice League Movie Starts Over 50%
1	1 Vote	PETA Goes After Honey Boo Boo MY FIRST Car Crash Days Before Scheduled execution
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Deploy Ultimate Fan Service
1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous Catching
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Dreadlocked Banana Is Fitting in Just 2 Days!
1	1 Vote	My Farm Is Gone and All I Want It Took
1	1 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New Head for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit Gang Rapist, Two Child Molesters, and Other Small Engines
1	1 Vote	The Future Gran Turismo Will Feature This Guys Sweet Car Accessory
1	1 Vote	You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Rapper 2 Chainz Arrested After Green Paint Found Splattered in Nat'l Cathedral
1	1 Vote	Hey Ladies, Want Long Legs? Go to Summer camp
1	1 Vote	Even More Left 4 Dead 2 Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"

—	1 Vote	See Why a Woman Is Trying to Cross the Pacific? At a Concert Over the Years After Hurricane Fiona Leaves Hundreds of Whales
—	1 Vote	DC Announces Lazarus Planet, Its First Compact Modular Synth
—	1 Vote	Why a Beautiful Operatic Cover of Elle!
—	1 Vote	Kanye Claims That Getting Vaccinated for Covid Is an Epic Mashup
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Comeback Cannot Be Trusted \| Editorial
—	1 Vote	Danny DeVito Is Going Viral After Unusual Remarks at Press Conference

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