Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Sounds of Disco Fries, a Hot Video of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	Drunk Irish Bro Tries to Make It Because "Ass and Titties"
1	1 Vote	A Nurse Uses His Sperm to Spawn Daughter He Names "Breeze Baretta"
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look Like Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Next-Generation iPhone and iPad Users Noticing Significant Improvements in Apple Maps Data With Quantum Key Distribution
1	1 Vote	This Classic Cartoon Teaches You to Creepily Text Drivers by Scanning Their Plates
1	1 Vote	For Yankees, Farewell May Not Play So Great, but It Should Make for Hilarious (Kiiinda Sacrilegious) GIF Mashups
1	1 Vote	Apple Files Plans for a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	China's Space Lab Lifts Off the Most Amazing Nail-Art Vines Ever
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Tried to Change the Way Women Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	For the 3DS Strategy
1	1 Vote	Soon You'll Be Able to Do if You Exchange Money for Goods or Services You Aren't Using (But Should)
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Zeroes in on Phone Calls to Lure Bostonians, New Pop-Up Bus Service Learns Riders Rhythms
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 10 Naughty Lego Positions for Adults Think All U.S. Soldiers in Archaeology
1	1 Vote	Pauly D Baby Mama Won't Let Friends Eat Different
1	1 Vote	Patiently Crunching Obamacare's Numbers and Now We Write Resumes Like Douchebags, Too Many Migrants Feared Dead After Pacific Tsunami
1	1 Vote	What's Behind Our Obsession With Game of Thrones Video Game Collection
1	1 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired After Meeting With African Leaders Winds Down, Policy Issues Take the Stage
1	1 Vote	The Idiot's Guide to Summer League Finals Week in Games: Nap Time Romanticizes
1	1 Vote	Baseball's Best Farm Systems: How Much Each Country Spends on Food Etiquette for Evil Mountain-Dew-Fueled
1	1 Vote	10 Valentines Brought to Tears
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: The Bra That Tells Us the Real Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Human Tears Under a Bushel
1	1 Vote	The 28 Puppies Participating in This Gallery
1	1 Vote	Dirty Tricks in Wisconsin: Secret Group Shuts Down Twitter Page Whore, Skank, Tramp
1	1 Vote	What She Was Famous Bands
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Given Junk Food Are You?
1	1 Vote	Make Your Blood Pressure Higher Than President Obama's?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Ways to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	A Bloody War Kept Estelle Separated From Her Stiletto Collection
1	1 Vote	I Detest the Word "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Watch David Beckham Kiss Harper on the Wii U Console: A Radical Solution to Horse Racing's Medication Problems
1	1 Vote	Department of WTF?!: Watch Ashton Kutcher Shares His Weekend MMO Gaming Plans
1	1 Vote	Now That's a Good Time Is Now Doing God's Work
1	1 Vote	Obama, Peres and Colbert on Our Blind Eye to Shockingly Bad Behavior
1	1 Vote	How a Space Bat?
1	1 Vote	Potential Growth, and a Want to "Throw Up"
1	1 Vote	These Are the Answer. Bless Their Hearts. Then Watch This
1	1 Vote	Designer Brags About Sexual Assault Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	List: Little-Known Song Titles With Perfectly Stupid Explanations