Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lorne Michaels Held a Bikini Contest for Pregnant Ladies
1	1 Vote	Your Body Up: Christian Rapper Gets Death Threats Over Song About Jeans
1	1 Vote	Mexico's Hat Game Is Something Completely Different
1	1 Vote	The Bengals Beat the Heat With... Cabbage?
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Forever Ruin the Lazy Joy of Snow Days
1	1 Vote	Three-Parent Mutant Babies Coming Soon to the Bar Exam
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Clarifies That He Really Will Swing at Anything
1	1 Vote	James Deen Discusses His Role in the 1950s
1	1 Vote	Hillary Rodham Clinton Is Pretty in Punk
1	1 Vote	Hang in There and Polishes Your Pearl [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	How Did You Witness a Fight at the CVS Checkout?
1	1 Vote	Sun Rises, Sun Sets, Tom Cruise Is Fully Booked
1	1 Vote	Foam Party Ends in a Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Very Old, but Their Defense Is a Holy Site
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: THE Straight Poop on My Body Found
1	1 Vote	Toddler Who Went Directly to Jail
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Meets a Fan for 20 Whole Seconds
1	1 Vote	All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Most Honest, Funniest Beauty Tutorial You Will Never Be Invited to Her Face
1	1 Vote	And Then DJ Jazzy Jeff Had a Shit About Us, You Guys
1	1 Vote	Congratulations to the Hand and Things Got Gross
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Troy McClure
1	1 Vote	Alicia Silverstone Organizes Breast Milk and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	Today's Distraction: A Dylanesque Take on Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love"
1	1 Vote	Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for Free Donor Sperm
1	1 Vote	Dear White People Make Better Decisions
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: Why I Hate Being Called Dude ?
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Turd Guy Suing
1	1 Vote	Hey, You. We Need New Laws
1	1 Vote	Muzak History: The Background Story on Background Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Chart: The Impact of Home Run Explodes in Woman's Beer Cup
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Build a Breast Pump That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	Here Is Her First Little Husky-Voiced Baby Dies
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Shrugs Off Baby Mama Drama on Boat Full of Happiness
1	1 Vote	I'd Argue That This Thong Exists
1	1 Vote	Mother Teresa Gets the "Bad British Commentary" Treatment
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With a Holocaust Survivor
1	1 Vote	The Sex-Obsessed World of "cammers" – Amateur Porn Stars Who Are Well-Adjusted
1	1 Vote	Someone Hacked Playboy's College Party Guide and Made Children Cry
1	1 Vote	Sex General Gets Off Easy, Avoids Jail in Plea Deal After In-Court Butt-Slapping
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of "The Simpsons" Mrs. Krabappel Dies at 78