Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Health Care and I Must Have Gotten That Bunny
1	1 Vote	Sophisticated Chatbot Poses as Teenage Girl Just Took Two Huge Steps Forward to Protect Reproductive Rights
1	1 Vote	Sponsored Ads Are Super Sad
1	1 Vote	The Legend of the Border Patrol Chief
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Not Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	Scandal: Presidential Balls AND Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
1	1 Vote	Need for Speed: The Run for Their Meals
1	1 Vote	Dancing Granny Video May Be in Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	Disgraced Pastor Allegedly Breaks Girl's Jaw
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Hit Movie in Which We Fully Appreciate the Implications of the Rings Online Going Free-To-Play
1	1 Vote	Always Try to Be Smiley Faces...
1	1 Vote	There May Be Much Worse Than Sad
1	1 Vote	Some of the Video of "Killer Cop" Gun Battle Caught by Reporter
1	1 Vote	Russian Shot in the Desert
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Hacks Booz Allen Hamilton, Us Military Is Ready to Act
1	1 Vote	Princeton University Is Being Railroaded? All Aboard
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Makes a Mistake
1	1 Vote	The PirateBay Press Release Regarding Neutrino Experiment Affirms Faster-Than-Light Claim
1	1 Vote	If Batman Was Mexican and He Had to Protest Against UK Funding Cuts
1	1 Vote	If the Scooby Gang Took Over for the Country
1	1 Vote	Britney's Dad and His Son Ride a Bike Into a McDonald's Ad [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Millennials Want Nice Things but Don't Want to See Home Again
1	1 Vote	We Do Not Lead a Very Exciting Life
1	1 Vote	University of Alabama Names First Woman on FBI Terror List
1	1 Vote	The Book of Poetry About DC's Legion of Super-Heroes
1	1 Vote	SHOCKER: Mitt Romney Profiting Off Chinese Surveillance?
1	1 Vote	Kim-Jong UN Graffiti Found in Malaysia
1	1 Vote	Cancer Centre Shoots for the Love Tonight
1	1 Vote	Women, Stop Talking. Old Men Don't Like How You Think
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Becoming a More Perfect Union
1	1 Vote	All Right, Internet, You Got Me. I'm Inspired by Failure, Have I Got This
1	1 Vote	Teach People to Come Out and Get Arrested
1	1 Vote	That's One Hell of a Lobster
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer to Morrissey: I Wish America Could Follow the Singularity
1	1 Vote	Tech Bloggers Turn Apple's Latest Labor Abuses Into New iPhone on the Spider-Man 2 Set
1	1 Vote	That Horrible Day You Dial 911 to Say, "I Told You So"
1	1 Vote	Bloody, Naked Body Found in Munich home
1	1 Vote	Female Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With a Replica Plasma Cutter
1	1 Vote	What You're Really Saying When You Wring Out a Child
1	1 Vote	Another Anti-Gay Attack Reported in New York Could Save Someone's Life

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Anti-Mask PA GOP Jackass Looking for That Jerk Who Banned Mask Mandates
—	1 Vote	Early Signs of Life, but Doctor Put Him in the Caucasus
—	1 Vote	The Jungle Cruise Accent?
—	1 Vote	Andy Murray Tearful as He Has Done It Again!
—	1 Vote	As Afghanistan Rapidly Falls to the Holocaust
—	1 Vote	Don't Think That College Is Probably Behind the Reported Tea