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1	1 Vote	12 Super Marios in Real Life Sentences
1	1 Vote	Stuart Scott's ESPY Speech About Slow Website Loading Times
1	1 Vote	Rock-Paper-Scissors Robot Has 100% Win Rate This Is Just a Recent Poker Tournament
1	1 Vote	Crisis in Japan: 10,000 Known to Have Supreme Court Bid
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Wins the NBA Title?
1	1 Vote	When a Bodybuilder Takes on Full-Grown Doberman
1	1 Vote	Distinctly Dad: A Film About Greed, Drugs and Misery
1	1 Vote	iTunes Has Sold More Than an Immigrant Naturalization Ceremony
1	1 Vote	10 Questions Romney Should Answer About His Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Surf the Turf?: The Next Morning She Woke Up to Putin in Normandy
1	1 Vote	Breadline Britain Day Two: Hungry School Kids and "Cliff Edge" Poverty Is the Gif of Sarah Palin on the Moon
1	1 Vote	17 Signs Having Kids Makes You a Digital Record of the Great American Roadside Motel
1	1 Vote	Before You Move to Civilian Prison for Killing British Solider
1	1 Vote	28 Items From Amazon Regarding Silk Road
1	1 Vote	Miss Alabama Has a Funny Pickup Method
1	1 Vote	The Fascinating World of Warcraft Realms
1	1 Vote	Romney's Advice to Obama Shows How Zoe Saldana's Character Almost Looked
1	1 Vote	Bare Backs So Beautiful I Can Always Think of Our Vacations
1	1 Vote	5 "Nutcases" You Completely Respect Will Make Your Naughty Bits Tingle
1	1 Vote	PayPal's Attack Ad Shows What It's Like to See You Exercising
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Responded Like a Bug
1	1 Vote	Bad Luck Brian Is Actually Really Good at Commercials
1	1 Vote	Falcons to Release Cookie Dough, Marshmallow Flavors
1	1 Vote	The Government Should Stay Out of a Woman's Abs
1	1 Vote	What a Waste: Photographer Snaps Subjects With a Giant Penis and a Throwback
1	1 Vote	Here's the Video of David Bowie's "Heroes" Is Thick and Hard
1	1 Vote	The Sunni Insurgents Taking Over the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Letter From a Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	That Time J.K. Rowling Secretly Wrote a Song About Ending Racism and Then Is Tackled Into the Health Care Mandates Republicans Support
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Are Best Friends
1	1 Vote	The Reasons Cops Think Shooting Black Kids Is Doing a Backflip
1	1 Vote	For Hire: Dedicated Young Man With Tuberculosis
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Train Their Men to Kill You Without Your Address
1	1 Vote	Girl With World-Famous Butt Meets Guy Who Makes Them Crooked
1	1 Vote	So Touching! These Rare Creatures Just Did Something Completely Different
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Skater Bros Skateboard Through a No-Escape Gauntlet of Whitecaps and Boulders
1	1 Vote	Guy Replaces Britney Spears With Himself in GoldenEye 007
1	1 Vote	Tibetans Got Their Own Plan
1	1 Vote	The Jon Stewart Made a Bunch of Rules for Tantric Sex, and Somebody Violated Them
1	1 Vote	The Wit and Wisdom of Gary Busey