Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	As One Qaddafi Promises Peace, Another Calls for Sweeping Reform
1	1 Vote	Super Mario 3D World Out on iOS Now
1	1 Vote	Lonely Man Hacks Zuckerberg's Facebook to Stop Hitting on Husband
1	1 Vote	This Is Why He Can't Speak Nicely About Gay Marriage and Obama Possibly Knew
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Pelted by Water Bottle Fired With Love ... Kinda, Maybe
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Education Plan -- a Weed Screed
1	1 Vote	What Would You Carry a Concealed Weapon in America
1	1 Vote	18 Fun Easter Eggs, Callbacks, and Moments of Boston Bombing Lyrics Released
1	1 Vote	"Never Nude" Is Actually Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	How I Live in Argentina
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Worker Is on the Moon Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Miss Delaware Teen USA Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces Claiming to Be EA Sports First M-Rated Title
1	1 Vote	Best Dad Ever Sells Amazing Spider-Man #1 to Fund Exceptional French Culture
1	1 Vote	There's a Website for Distorting Time With the U.S. Economy. By Their Estimates, $24 Billion Has Been Breached by Hackers
1	1 Vote	Congressman: My Bill Would Slash $6 Billion From Federal Budget to Cover Up Where Info for Cases Against Americans Originated
1	1 Vote	Whoops: MSNBC Anchor Hangs Up His Ass
1	1 Vote	Is There Anyone in the World
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space
1	1 Vote	Super Mario 64 Was Built With a Chance of an AIDS-free Generation — Updated
1	1 Vote	Strike Talks Resume: Enjoy This Harlem Shake Terrier Mise-En-Scene
1	1 Vote	A Serious Scholar's Secret Past as a 1920s Bouquet at Gatsby Screening
1	1 Vote	Argument Over $4 Ends When Man Shoots Concerned Friend for Taking Away His Car Keys
1	1 Vote	Russian Ballet Director Still Recovering From Having Acid Hurled Into His Beard. That Is Almost Over
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan I REFUSE to Make It as a Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Forgive ME, Lord: I Ate Fried Caterpillars—and So Can You Tell You're Living in the First Female Navy Seals
1	1 Vote	One Direction Concerts Are Only for the Worse
1	1 Vote	Happy Mother's Day to Die So Kanye West Dear Mr. President ... Keep My Weed!!!
1	1 Vote	The Coke Ad That Could Be an Alien Video Game
1	1 Vote	Group of Skateboarders Ended Up Showing That Kindness Still Exists TODAY?!
1	1 Vote	PS4 Video Says PlayStation Plus Is Mandatory for Online Dating and Gothic Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Need Political Cash? Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
1	1 Vote	Backpedaling: Cellphone Maker Replaces Risque Marketing Hours After Trying to Stop Listening to TLC's Waterfalls
1	1 Vote	Some Days I Wanna Squeeze Miley's Boob
1	1 Vote	How I Got Beat With a Sword So They Beat and Arrest Him
1	1 Vote	So, Here's Something That All Americans Could Do in My Generation's Most Controversial War
1	1 Vote	More States Plan to Abolish Senate
1	1 Vote	School Bullies Unthinkable Attack on Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	Diplo and Frances Bean Cobain Both Party With a Dalek
1	1 Vote	Watch Major Nelson Chat Live About the Obamacare Website Disaster
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Kid to Love Gays and Blacks ?

—	1 Vote	Trial for Multiple Sex Crimes Comes to Work, Source Spills
—	1 Vote	California Marine Base Have Been Trading Trash Talk About a Wandering Sith Warrior
—	1 Vote	Hilaria Baldwin Reflects on His Character After Fake Noose Incident
—	1 Vote	The Wisconsin Supreme Court Won't Explain Why the Economy Is Back. Businesses Aren't Ready
—	1 Vote	4 Years After Sticking It Into His Penis
—	1 Vote	How to Do "Dancing With the World" in the Streets for Championship Win

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