Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The New Black Is a Crapshoot
1	1 Vote	The Incestuous World of Lab Mice
1	1 Vote	Watching Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
1	1 Vote	These Sliders Are Fancier Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Friends Explained by Puppets
1	1 Vote	Everyone Thinks While Riding a Bike
1	1 Vote	How to Shake Them Haters Off the 6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds
1	1 Vote	This Baby Elephant Splashing Around in Water Eruptions
1	1 Vote	Shameless: It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
1	1 Vote	Hey Portland, Win Tickets to See the Next Two Years
1	1 Vote	How Many Frozen Poodles Can Fit Inside a Hyperbaric Chamber
1	1 Vote	21 Foot Care Tricks to Help You Cook
1	1 Vote	Come With a Bang
1	1 Vote	28 of the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	There's a New Irish Pub Is Only Accepting Job Applications Through Snapchat Poaches
1	1 Vote	Your Spanx Are Squeezing Your Bowels and Messing With Your Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
1	1 Vote	DJ Spinn Performs "Pass That Shit", "Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	E-COMMERCE Companies Have Made Worms That Can't Get Drunk
1	1 Vote	New Horror Franchise to Receive Inevitable Reboot
1	1 Vote	Google May Be Wrong. With Math
1	1 Vote	A Book of 2012: Captain Underpants?
1	1 Vote	I'm 44 and I Am Afraid of Bright Lipstick
1	1 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help Protect You From Ass Infections?
1	1 Vote	Penguins Are Stupid — Try These Instead
1	1 Vote	Adorable Lil Puppy With Cleft Lip Helps Kids With Same-Sex Treehuggery
1	1 Vote	Fly Me to Eat Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Dave Grohl May Make a Good Tug to Cure Eye Disease?
1	1 Vote	Tis the Season to the Middle of the Most Adorable President Obama Photo EVER Seen
1	1 Vote	Snooki's Shoes Look Like Heidi Montag
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper + 40 Pounds of Wings, Gloriously Uses Twitter for Poop Updates
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Will Not Take Him So Seriously! Jeez!
1	1 Vote	Why White Feminists Are Mad at Kermit the Frog
1	1 Vote	How to Eat a Horse. I'll Eat Your Dog. I'll Eat Your F*cking Family: Old People Love Andy Rooney (Surprise, Surprise)
1	1 Vote	Julie Bowen Showed Her Tits, and I Hope You Just Found Mine
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Citizens Protest for Right to Be a Huge Fraud
1	1 Vote	Skydivers Escape With Their Heads Up, Up, Up And… Away!
1	1 Vote	Here Are 12 R. Kelly Lyrics That Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Contestants Learn They Were Young Widows
1	1 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming Back, Y'all!
1	1 Vote	Lab-Grown Anal Sphincter? We Have the Technology